"Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends.
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends."
~Sorting Hat

I like green, and snakes. Ofc I'd be sorted into Slytherin! 🐍

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"


Now imagine them as Hetalia characters.


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One Piece
My Hero Academia
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"You want to kill me? You can't even kill my boredom!"
-Roronoa Zoro
One Piece 😁🍙🍺

"...hm? Did you say something?"
-Hatake Kakashi
Naruto 😷📙 ❤️

"*sluuuurp* ...That's a nasty scar you've got there. *sluurp*"
-Todoroki Shouto(/Shoto)
My Hero Academia 😶🔥 ❄️

"Damn you stupid macaroni brothers! You can't keep me locked up like this, I'm an Englishman! You better let me out right now or I swear I'll produce documentaries for your stupid radios! You hear me?! DOCUMENTARIES!"
Hetalia 😠 ☕️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

"If you're your own woman, then grab life by the balls! Take control, dammit!"
-Issac (Zack) Foster
Angels of Death 🤨 🐶 👼

"....I don't want to lie to you...but I don't want to tell the truth either..."
Ib 😊 🍬🥀

"If I was one of your men I'd shoot myself."
-Qrow Branwen
RWBY😏🍺 🦅

"*heya. sorry about being late, i had better things to do. like absolutely nothing."

"Beat the devil out of it."
-Bob Ross 🖌🗻💞😍
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