"Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends.
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends."
I like green, and snakes. Ofc I'd be sorted into Slytherin! 🐍
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
Now imagine them as Hetalia characters.
My Hero Academia
Angels of Death
"You want to kill me? You can't even kill my boredom!"
One Piece 😁🍙🍺
"...hm? Did you say something?"
Naruto 😷📙 ❤️
"*sluuuurp* ...That's a nasty scar you've got there. *sluurp*"
My Hero Academia 😶🔥 ❄️
"Damn you stupid macaroni brothers! You can't keep me locked up like this, I'm an Englishman! You better let me out right now or I swear I'll produce documentaries for your stupid radios! You hear me?! DOCUMENTARIES!"
Hetalia 😠 ☕️ 🏴
"If you're your own woman, then grab life by the balls! Take control, dammit!"
-Issac (Zack) Foster
Angels of Death 🤨 🐶 👼
"....I don't want to lie to you...but I don't want to tell the truth either..."
Ib 😊 🍬🥀
"If I was one of your men I'd shoot myself."
"*heya. sorry about being late, i had better things to do. like absolutely nothing."
"Beat the devil out of it."
-Bob Ross 🖌🗻💞😍
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