Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends.
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
~Sorting Hat

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"


Now imagine them as Hetalia characters.
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MAIN Fandoms:
One Piece
My Hero Academia
Steven Universe

(Main fandoms mean the series I dabble MOST in, not my ONLY fandoms.)

"You want to kill me? You can't even kill my boredom!"
-Roronoa Zoro
One Piece

"...hm? Did you say something?"
-Hatake Kakashi

"*sluuuurp* ...That's a nasty scar you've got there. *sluurp*"
-Todoroki Shouto(/Shoto)
My Hero Academia

"If I was one of your men I'd shoot myself."
-Qrow Branwen

"Damn you stupid macaroni brothers! You can't keep me locked up like this, I'm an Englishman! You better let me out right now or I swear I'll produce documentaries for your stupid radios! You hear me?! DOCUMENTARIES!"

"We look awesome."
Steven Universe

"*heya. sorry about being late, i had better things to do. like absolutely nothing."

Bonus character:
-Romano (Hetalia)

"No. No talking to me when you look stupid."

"Thanks a million! Why don't you just stab me in the chest with a spatula!"

"Okay mister super studly, what did you do to mess my brother's head so bad?"

"Enough with your hug therapy!"

"Don't play dumb with me, that's by brother's job."

"This weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shitstorm and it's coming right at ya!"

(Everything that comes out of this guy's mouth is now in most fans' vocabulary)
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