About

The work you see listed on this profile is mine. That means I own it. Theft of said work will not result in legal action being taken against you because I'll be totally honest with you that sounds like a fuckload of effort. However... be warned that I will hunt you down, remove your eyeballs with a culinary utensil of my choosing and proceed to fuck your eye sockets, one after the other, whilst insisting you repeat the phrase, “I do respect International Copyright Law. I do respect International Copyright Law,” over and over until I finish off over the soggy, stodgy, grey mess you call your brain or until you’re dead, whichever comes first. To be perfectly honest it makes little difference to me; the chances are I'll be happy either way.


As well as all work here being solely mine - unless otherwise stated, of course - it should also be noted that everything here should be considered a draft. In essence, that means that it's tumbled straight outta' my head and onto the page. I know there are typos. I also know there are plot-holes. It's quite likely that all of the latter are intentional. The typos, however, are not, so please feel free to point me in their direction and I shall eradicate them immediately.


If you ask me to read your work, I won't. I'm sorry if that sounds a little cruel but I genuinely don't have the time. If I want to read your work, you'll know about it because I'll make the time to do so.


Requesting a read-for-read, follow-for-follow kinda' deal will probably result in you suffering through a similar ordeal as mentioned in the first paragraph of this 'About Me,' section.


About Me... Hubby to a hottie, father to a furry fucker.
  • Location:
    UK
  • Joined:
    5 years ago


39 Published Works

Featured work.

ZEDS: Surviving the Outbreak (A ZEDS Spinoff) #ZEDS

Social data: 82 reads. 23 votes. 24 comments.

Description: Set in Nottingham at the time of the outbreak, ZEDS: Surviving the Outbreak tells the story of a small group of survivors as they traverse the initial horrors of the zombie apocalypse.

#602 in Horror

Other Works by AngusEcrivain.
ZEDS: The Second Severn (A ZEDS Spinoff) #ZEDS #wattys2015

ZEDS: The Second Severn (A ZEDS Spinoff) #ZEDS #wattys2015

16.3K 1.6K 235

Those survivors of the Second Severn, a community who formerly resided upon the Second Severn Crossing...

#61 in Horror
You're Dead, Jock

You're Dead, Jock

519 145 104

Inspired by a whole lot of Comic Science Fiction, 'You're Dead, Jock,' tells the story of Jock, and Jock...

True Story, Bra'ah: The Confessions of a Hotel Night Porter

True Story, Bra'ah: The Confessions of a Hotel Night Porter

685 57 30

I've worked as a hotel night porter for several years. The events of a recent shift made me realise I re...

An Overlord's Guide to Success: The Final Steps to Achieving Complete and Total Domination

An Overlord's Guide to Success: The Final Steps to Achieving Complete and Total Domination

350 100 35

'An Overlord's Guide to Success: The Final Steps to Achieving Complete and Total Domination,' is the thi...

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Well I'm very happy to see that ZEDS: Surviving the Outbreak, has broken into the horror rankings and currently sits at a rather pretty #602! Thanks to all those who've read it so far and if you haven't, well... What're you waiting for?!