I'm a Wattpad Ambassador and come the weekend and bank holidays I go by the name, Big Daddy Engagement. With that in mind I suppose it would be prudent to mention that should you require any help or assistance whilst navigating this wondrous world of the written word, then all you have to do is ask and I'll do my best. Of course, there's every chance I won't be able to help you out myself but I probably know someone who can.
If I'm writing, which I do on occasion as you can see by the endless list of my published stories, the chances are I'm writing about zombies, or shit happening in space, because zombies are awesome and shit happening in space is cool, and whilst writing about zombies or shit happening in space I'm probably listening to metal, because metal is the bollocks.
Smoking is the bollocks, too. You probably shouldn't do it 'cos y'know, reasons, but I'm both big and ugly enough to pull it off.
For those of you who remember my 'about me' section from days of yore, worry not... Stealing my work will still result in one getting one's shit well and truly fucked. Take that as literally or otherwise as you like.
I don't take reading requests nor do I take follow requests. Follow me because my words get you hot 'twix your nethers, not because you want another number added to your own list.
- JoinedAugust 1, 2010