Ight, so I've been here long enough to know I can freaking be as sarcastic as I wish on this thing and it is A-OK.  Let's be brief:

I'm a nerd
I'm also a loser
I write
I can almost draw good
Music is my life source
Form Voltron
Obi is still the best Assassin boy around
Classrooms with Assassins are my aesthetic
I can almost dance (nah, that's a bluff, but in my head I fucking slay)
Bad at speaking English
Also cannot speak any other language (Spanish taught me nothing)
Thought I was healthy... I was wrong

"My life is the equivalent of a tiny little tea kettle... hidden behind a larger, and actually useful tea kettle. You can move the real one, and see the smaller, antique one and you get real excited for like 4 seconds because it's so small, but then you put it back and forget about it until you find it again, rinse and repeat." -Myself

I have two mind sets
1. Bow down I'm a queen
2. I'm garbage and I need to sit by the road and way for the truck to come and take me home

My pride is probably bigger than my actual body (Fight me)

Flannels are the most comfortable clothing ever designed

I'm highkey someone who turns the water on full throttle to rinse a spoon only to create a fucking tsunami all down my front.

Wanna be my best friend, bring me ice cream. Insta-friendship

I'm highkey not that mean and I care too much
Talk to me, I'll probably love you and think your adorbs

Tumblr made me tumble into madness

Did I mention I like Puns and bad jokes?
Well, I do.

I am a fucking master of MS Paint (I'm poor and can't afford any of the good stuff yet, stfu)

I'm apparently suppose to be an adult???? How does that work??
I need an older adult to teach me how to adult properly. Can someone, like, halp meh...pls?

Also, YAINT, is my favorite word and makes me giggle. (<--Really maturity ladies and gents)

I may or mayn't have also buried myself balls deep into the Kpop community and am currently being eaten alive by these fucking Korean things.
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A bit of a longer chapter for Shiro as compensation for being late again.  I'm not too satisfied with it at the moment, so maybe when writers block stops kicking my ass I'll look it over and see what...
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