I'm AlexTheGreat69, Pitbull and Enrique Iglesias enthusiast, proud owner of 4 pairs of crocs, and the boy your girlfriend tells you not to worry about. 

I have a few associates on here:
@PhoebeTheMediocre666 is the next Ghandi, she comes to me in the midnight hour and speaks words of wisdom.... in all of her Scientologic glory, she's a great jazz musician as well. She has made me realize things about myself I never knew. I have accepted the fact that there is .006% horse blood coursing through my veins, all thanks to this delightful girl.
@HannahTheHorrible420 is the reason I stopped selling Ketamine from my backyard, she changed my life. I worship her cause she is my God, she is the holy man child and my guiding light as I navigate the tricky waters of adolescence
If you have yet to talk to these wonderful girls, you shan't wait much longer!!! Their time is precious and mustn't be wasted.... over the past year I went on an emotional and spiritual journey with these two.... we are the Dumbass Division. The Dumbass Division is us.

Time is relative
Don't believe everything you see
~AlexTheGreat69 🔥


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  • JoinedJune 28, 2017

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AlexTheGreat69 AlexTheGreat69 Mar 22, 2019 10:25PM
HannahTheHorrible420 is delightfully humorous and dashingly beautiful. Give her a follow ;) and listen to her song recs I promise you she has the best taste in music.
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Story by Mr. I Appreciate Hannah and Phoebe
Drake Bell Looks Like Alex Turner by AlexTheGreat69
Drake Bell Looks Like Alex Turner
This is a short thing that's just trying to explain to Hannah that Drake Bell and Alex Turner look very simil...
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