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My website is malarkeyweb.com. It's mostly visited by one stalker and a handful of Russians, but they haven't hacked it yet. I like to think it's because I'm not important enough to mess with. While you probably do need to be mindful about what sites you visit, given that for now the government seems able to compel web hosts to turn over IP addresses of people who visit sites that the Trump administration doesn't like, I'm not narcissistic enough to believe my little site is on that list, so you're probably safe.

I'm a writer. I have work all over the internet, literally everywhere, but if you don't believe me only check the following places: Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Atticus Review, The Legendary, Bookslut, Red Fez, The East Bay Review, Perversion Magazine, Word Riot, and The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature. Plus there's my website, malarkeyweb.com. If you have trouble remembering the name of the site, you can do this: http://malarkeyweb.com.

I write short stories and novels, occasionally some light verse. I hate to self-aggrandize, but I rhymed Chaffetz with gay fêtes.

I semi-hate this website, but if you notice the grownup reads tags on some of my pieces, I want you to know it's not that I think I'm a grownup or that I don't think a seventeen-year-old could handle my work; I added those tags for pure pandering purposes to make it easier to get attention and it's working super-well, by which I mean no it's not. I welcome people and AI of all ages and backgrounds, although everything I do is rated her as mature, even if it's not mature at all.
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