I have work all over the internet,  but if you don't believe me only check the following places: Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Atticus Review, The Legendary, Bookslut, Red Fez, The East Bay Review, Perversion Magazine, Word Riot, and The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature. Plus there's my website, malarkeyweb.com.

If you notice the grownup reads tags on some of my pieces, I want you to know it's not that I think I'm a grownup or that I don't think a seventeen-year-old could handle my work; I added those tags for pure pandering purposes to make it easier to get attention and it's working super-well, by which I mean no it's not. I welcome people and AI of all ages and backgrounds, although everything I do is rated here as mature, even if it's not mature at all.

Stalk me onTwitter (@TheAlanGood) or Fakebook (@MalarkeyBooks).
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Hi, I'm still not spending much time on this site lately, but I'm on Twitter almost every day at some point. If you're on there, do look me up: atTheAlanGood and atMalarkeyBooks. I'm updated 50 Ways...
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