I have work all over the internet,  but if you don't believe me only check the following places: Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Atticus Review, The Legendary, Bookslut, Red Fez, The East Bay Review, Perversion Magazine, Word Riot, and The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature. Plus there's my website, malarkeyweb.com.

If you notice the grownup reads tags on some of my pieces, I want you to know it's not that I think I'm a grownup or that I don't think a seventeen-year-old could handle my work; I added those tags for pure pandering purposes to make it easier to get attention and it's working super-well, by which I mean no it's not. I welcome people and AI of all ages and backgrounds, although everything I do is rated here as mature, even if it's not mature at all.

Stalk me onTwitter (@TheAlanGood) or Fakebook (@MalarkeyBooks).
  • United States
  • JoinedJune 17, 2015



Last Message
AlanGood AlanGood Feb 19, 2018 03:46PM
In my ridiculous country it is Presidents’ Day, a good time to read Who the Fvck Is John Tyler, which has a brief history of every U.S. president.
View all Conversations

Stories by Alan Good
The Dictionary of Twenty-first Century American English by AlanGood
The Dictionary of Twenty-first Cen...
I'm not ego-crazy enough to suggest that this is a successor to Ambrose Bierce's magnificent work The Devil's...
Friday Limericks by AlanGood
Friday Limericks
A new limerick every* Friday and sometimes not on Fridays. I should probably change the title to Limericks Ab...
Forthcoming: Reviews of Soon-to-be-Published Titles from Malarkey Books by AlanGood
Forthcoming: Reviews of Soon-to-be...
Hi I'm Landry and I'm an intern here at Malarkey Books, located in the beautiful city of Denver, the Mile Hig...
1 Reading List