Horny, with a touch of depression 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm black :)

I am an unhappy person

I like making people happy, even if it's just for a little while

Some people are so poor, all they have is money (I wouldn't mind being that poor)

Female kangaroos have three vaginas🌚

There is a town in Canada called "Dildo"🌚

Potatosquad🍆(Don't have a potato emoji)
SexyImaginationSquad( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


If a nigga wanna marry another nigga, why the government tryna cockblock? - Unknown

Religion is like a dick. It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and try to shove it down my throat - A wise man

Thank you music for keeping me alive

Stay alive, fren |-/

Ps. I'm potatosexual, so all you potatoes out there ;)

Aand if you happen to follow me after reading this, why?
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