Do you know the Lemon Man?!

Well now you do!

But you can just call me Dad or Daddy... ;)

I'm a flying donut who will rule the world one day. I like books, obviously. I like writing, even though my stories are as cruddy as sh*t. So yeah. ?

I enjoy reading smūt and lemons. Bxb is my fav. I'm pansexual. LOUD AND PROUD, B*TCHES! Oh! And for my gender, I will be referred to as spoon. My pronouns are scoop and... spoon. Yeah. 😂😂

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This is Bunny. Help Bunny achieve World Domination by reposting this on your profile.

Repost if you have hidden a dead body in your cereal box or your name starts with a letter of the Alphabet.

Welp, my name is 00LemonMan00, and that doesn't have a letter in the beginning- DON'T LOOK AT MY CEREAL BOXES!

Don't I just radiate big d*ck energy?

BOOKS!!! Some dat ya need to read- HARRY POTTER! PERCY JACKSON! HEROES OF OLYMPUS! APOLLO TRIALS! MAGNUS CHASE! RED QUEEN! DIVERGENT! HUNGER GAMES! THE CROWNS GAME! SCHOOL OF GOOD AND EVIL! OUT OF MY MIND, I CRIED WHEN I READ THIS! THE GRISHA TRILOGY! THE RAVEN CYCLE! PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT'S NOT TWILIGHT! YUP!

Recently, I've been really into Supernatural and Teen Wolf. Literally, both are so golden. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND! I also just finished The Umbrella Academy (ohmygod, I'm deceased) and MTV's Scream which I thought were pretty rad. Huge fan of Marvel movies, too.

I freaking ADORE the Dolan Twins, Emma Chamberlain, samanthalux, the Vlog Squad (David and Zane are my faves), and like... a million other Youtubers.

Anyway.

Twincest is wincest, my friends...


I'm just a gay French fry. SOMEONE LOVE ME! Actually, I'm a diabetes car.

I'm a walking, talking tumblr post, as my sister calls me. She also calls me basic... ☹️☹️😂😂

Wattpad is telling me that my bio is too long so I took some away. Don't know why I'm putting this here. WASTING MY WORDS!!

I'm sorry for you if you just read all that. It was... eye rape.
  • Smoking weed with Pennywise in the sewers
  • JoinedApril 18, 2017


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00LemonMan00 00LemonMan00 May 14, 2019 12:00AM
Were your parents bakers? Cuz you’ve got a nice set of buns
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