The names ⓛⓔⓘⓖⓗ, ⓙ ⓛⓔⓘⓖⓗ... Haha
ⓡⓐⓝⓓⓔⓜ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖⓢ ⓘ ⓢⓐⓨ:
Flying ants? Its either a fly or ant
'OH MY GOSH i thought the lollie you were eating was your tongue'
'im gonna go to the beach on a sunny day and pour glitter all over me and say 'LOOK IM A VAMPIRE!'
' you know i dont know what my parents cars look like sometimes, so i can see myself jumping into the wrong car then saying a random thing to have the driver slam his head down on the stearing wheel'
'randoming singing a inapropiate song during maths and having people look at you like you belong in mental house'
'me- mum look at this *doing a magic finger trick (which is awesome)*
mum- i dont no whats worse, you thinking its awsome or u finding it amusing
me- probably the amusing one, coz it is kinda funny
mum- crazy child *starts mumbling under breath*
"Mum you know how people pronounce Megan in 2 different ways?
well did one of them come from America and the other from England?
mum- *palm slam* they coming from the same origin
but it doesnt because they're pronounced differently so 1 comes from England
mum- *pushes me out of the stopped car for school, literally*
'I planted some noddles into the ground and 2 weeks later a plant started growing'
'driving through a hungry jacks drive through and they say they dont sell slushys with the meal
me- thats a bloody rippa!
mum- oh my god Jaimii, (unbelievable laughter)'
(friends talking about one direction) Zayn's half belguim or watever
me- ZAYNS HALF VIRGIN?!! how can u be half virgin?
(friends)- laughing, looking at me weirdly and shaking their heads at me...
'People always call me crazy and mental, but im never going to a therapist, why? well let me spell it out for you, the-rapist, im never laying in that room'
'me- found out there are cows also in america
mum- oh my goodness (looks at me like im not her child and belong to a mental hospital'
Location:In forest with werewolf friends duh!
Joined:Jul 27, 2011 08:24AM