What you are about to witness is a level of weirdness that should not be released into the world.
Okay... here we go.
Greetings, human (or whatever you are. I don't judge).
CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH...
Detroit: Become Human.
CURRENT CHARACTER I AM OBSESSED WITH...
• Connor likes doggos.
• Connor is that friend that shows up at parties only to play with the host's doggo.
• Connor does not know about the birbs- I mean birds and the bees.
• Connor physically canNOT swear.
• Connor just wants to be friends with Hank.
"Anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough."
Aboot (Canadian for "about") Me:
Call me Uncle Richard. And if you want a more feminine spin, it's Uncle Karen.
I don't even know.
Seriously. I actually don't remember.
You'll find out if I want to bang you.
ZODIAC SIGN (because why not?)...
Tall. Just- tall.
(• The weather is fine, up here.
•I don't play sports.
• Stop saying "I wish I were taller". You're fun as fun-sized, lil' PopTart. Tall isn't fun.)
MY FAVOURITE WORDS (this list will expand by a LOT)...
• Ass-wart (I made that up, thank you very much)
• Nipple-head (got that from my padrea)
• Snip-Snap doggo
• Patriotic-PeaBrain-EagleFucking-GunSlinging-SchoolShooting redneck (the first part is all one word)
I Roleplay, sometimes.
- In the MilkyWay Galaxy..... Currently....
- JoinedApril 20, 2017