!WARNING!

What you are about to witness is a level of weirdness that should not be released into the world.
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Still reading?

Okay... here we go.

Greetings, human (or whatever you are. I don't judge).

CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH...
Detroit: Become Human.

CURRENT CHARACTER I AM OBSESSED WITH...
Connor.

CHARACTER HEADCANONS...
• Connor likes doggos.
• Connor is that friend that shows up at parties only to play with the host's doggo.
• Connor does not know about the birbs- I mean birds and the bees.
• Connor physically canNOT swear.
• Connor just wants to be friends with Hank.
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"Anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough."
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Aboot (Canadian for "about") Me:

NAME...
Call me Uncle Richard. And if you want a more feminine spin, it's Uncle Karen.

AGE...
I don't even know.
Seriously. I actually don't remember.

SEX...
Okay.

SEXUALITY...
You'll find out if I want to bang you.

ZODIAC SIGN (because why not?)...
Libra.

HEIGHT...
Tall. Just- tall.
(• The weather is fine, up here.
•I don't play sports.
• Stop saying "I wish I were taller". You're fun as fun-sized, lil' PopTart. Tall isn't fun.)

MY FAVOURITE WORDS (this list will expand by a LOT)...
• Ass-wart (I made that up, thank you very much)
• Nipple-head (got that from my padrea)
• Doggo
• Snip-Snap doggo
• Catto
• Froggo
• Patriotic-PeaBrain-EagleFucking-GunSlinging-SchoolShooting redneck (the first part is all one word)
• YEET
• Broskito
• Brosquito
• rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
• Freshavacado
• Bork
• Borp
•BLAHKEH
• A-A-ROHN
• Birb
• Boi
• BOI
• Boiiiiiii
•BOIIIIIII
• Turtle

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I Roleplay, sometimes.
  • In the MilkyWay Galaxy..... Currently....
  • JoinedApril 20, 2017



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This is dedicated to my friend @ITALYblackbutler who asked for this story. I wanna know what chu think of it.https://my.w.tt/E066oUvRfM
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