I'm Your Average Nerd!
If you like to read, you've come to the right place. I love to write, and I hope you love what I write.
My favorite thing to write about is superheroes because basically anything can reasonably happen in that universe.
I am a triplet (it's like twins, but there's three of us *gasp*) and no, we don't look alike, but I wish we did so we could fool our friends. I'm also a senior in high school, which means I can finally say I have Senioritis.
If you ever need anything, just PM me and I'll answer.
• Damsel in Distress (DID #1)
• The Masked Menace (DID #2)
• League of Legends (DID #3)
• Hero by Day (HBD #1)
• True Sidekick (HBD #2)
• Villain at Night (HBD #3)
• Heroes Wear Capes (HWC #1)
• The Undercover Spy
• Not Another Cinderella Story
• Stranded with him (which will forever be on hold because it is written horribly and I'm too stubborn to take it down)
2017 Accomplishment Chart:
Heroes wear Capes - #5 in Adventure (01.25.17)
(Thanks so much for the 1K!!!!!!!)
(Ahhhh! 2k!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!)
(3k? It almost feels unreal!!!!!! :D)
(I looked at the 4k and screamed!)
My quotev account is: Your Average Nerd
If you ever want to know other social media contacts of mine just ask
Because of your help, Men in Tights is getting PUBLISHED by Swoon Reads! Read about it here! https://swoonreads.com/blog/announcing-our-ninth-list-meet-me-outer-space-melinda-grace-men-tights-danielle-banas-surviving-adam-meade-shannon-klare-and-offering-jessika-fleck/
My short story, Feet Aren't Made for Walking, has been published by Simon & Schuster and Gallery Books in the #OnceUponNow anthology - available in stores & online! https://www.amazon.com/Once-Upon-Now-Be-Announced/dp/1501155261
*Wattpad Featured Author
*2014 Watty Award Winner
*Renowned Chocolate Connoisseur
*Amateur Walt Disney World Vacation Planner
*Puppy Cuddler Extraordinaire
*Leader in the fight against peanut distribution on airplanes
*Just about as funny as I think I am
If you're looking for some fun books to curl up with...check out my Morriston Superheroes trilogy: Men in Tights, Caped Crusaders, & Behind the Mask! The first book won a 2014 Watty HQ Love Award, earned a spot on the Wattpad Featured List, and is being PUBLISHED by Swoon Reads in 2018!
And if you've already read those...check out the Morriston Superheroes spin-off, SUPER CHARGED! New chapters are posted regularly! Happy reading!
Men in Tights:
[Featured Story since 07.01.15]
#8 in Humor 11.16.16
#118 in Adventure 10.04.14
#3 in Adventure 03.12,19,28.16 | 04.07.16 | 05.17,18.16 | 06.15,19.16 | 01.11.17
#16 in Humor 07.29.15
#252 in Teen Fiction 04.08.15
Behind the Mask:
#1 in Adventure 03.3,7-10,12,13.16 | 04.6,14.16
#12 in Humor 11.07.15
#172 in Teen Fiction 05.16.15
#19 in Adventure 12.20.16
Feet Aren't Made for Walking:
#222 in Fantasy 6.19.16
#538 in Short Story 8.19.16
**I DO NOT take reading or translation requests. HOWEVER, I DO enjoy fan art. If you have any, send it over!**
I am 22, and ever since I left my teenage years, I've felt ancient. I watch plenty of science fiction and horror (zombies being my favourite undead, since vampires were ruined by Twilight), and I love to read fantasy. I'm morbid and cynical, so my absolute rule of horror is that it's not a good ending if the main character escapes unscathed (or lives at all if I'm in a particularly harsh mood).
I write a variety of genres, including science fiction, horror, fantasy and romance. As a general rule, everything I post on Wattpad is a first, unedited draft. I have so far published one novel, a YA science fiction story, which is very different from the works on here.
My works include:
The Brain Dead series
- Brain dead 1
- Brain dead 2: survivors
- Brain dead 3: the virus
- Brain dead 4: the end
The Superhero series
- My ex-boyfriend is a Superhero (1)
- Superhero Rights Convention (2)
- Supervillain Association (3)
- Bad Boy
- Fake ID
- Lies and Reality
- In the Coffin (written by my friend Kat)
- Herophobia - available on Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/610749 , and Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Herophobia-Alex-Lane-ebook/dp/B01BHR0B30/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1455063567&sr=8-1&keywords=Herophobia
Welcome to my profile! As you can probably tell, I'm a featured writer who is obsessed with superheroes. But here is some other things you probably didn't know about me:
I'm a crew trainer at McDonalds. I know more about Maccas food than I do about normal food. Is that weird? Haha.
I'm also working towards a Bachelor of Science majoring in CompSci. But no, I can't and won't hack Facebook for you. You'll be suprised the people who ask me that :P I'm not a hacker. I know a little bit about computers, but I'm mostly just a programmer.
I'm a proud author/illustrator for @Ooorah -- home of @Wattpad's best and longest running e-zine, Tevun-Krus! I also am a judge for their smackdowns through @LayethTheSmackdown
I love writing as a fun way to express my creativity when I'm not working or studying. Sadly, this is not very often, so my updates don't come as often as I would like them to. I hope to have more projects in the future :) MY BOOKS:
Should Have Been the Bad Guy -- [Completed | Featured Story | Superheroes]
That's a Bad Idea! -- [Ongoing | Superheroes]
Gods Unite -- [Ongoing | Updates slower than Jesus' Rebirth | Comic Fantasy]
The Adventures of Beastman and Knockout Girl -- [Ongoing | This one is in a bit of a plot hole lol | Superheroes]
The OM Continuum + On and On and OM -- [Completed | Super-cheesy Love Poetry]
Ollo's Art Book -- [Ongoing | As per the title]
+ More bits and bobs
In my free time I love to paint and play videogames, as well as write. You can see my art here in my "Art Book". My favourite video games include Tomb Raider, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, The Sims, Grim Dawn, Elder Scrolls and more. My account on steam is also OutrageousOllo, same as here.
<3 I am forever in love with my soulmate @MadMikeMarsbergen
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and
(")_(") paste bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
#1 #Action (SHBTBG)
#3 #Humor (SHBTBG)
#67 #Adventure (TABI!)
Part time Wattpad writer, full time pun-extraordinaire.
Thanks for checking out my profile and such. I hope you stick around for awhile to read some books, drink some coffee, and fall in love with some characters.
No, I do not take reading requests so please do not ask.
I also fail at commenting back on my profile so if you want a response, please send a me a private message or tweet/Instagram me!
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Thank you for all you love and support! I usually update on Fridays, so see you then! :)
NOW A WATTPAD FEATURED AUTHOR :D
1. Fish are friends, not food
2. I sing in the shower
3. I'm not short, I'm fun sized :)
4. Waffles and pizza are life but not together
5. Brownieeessss <3
6. If you spoil ANYTHING, you're dead to me
7. Two words: Brow. Nies. <3.
If any of the above ^ apply to you then hmu and we can be friends or smth ;)
okay that ;) was way too provocative I'm sorry.
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Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on guys <3
I'm REALLY sarcastic, so if I comment something, or write something, just...yeah. Also, I'll apologize for my writing. Most of it is raw and unedited and some of my worst writing--solely for the hope of publication for my real stuff, but thanks for (potentially) reading! Warning: the jerk characters in my stories are usually my favorite by the time I start writing the sequels that I probably won't finish so I take their criticism personally.
I had a descriptive outline of myself and activities I used to do, but now I'm in college so we'll see how it goes from there.
(5/16) For now I'm only in a sorority and I play quidditch amongst the muggles.
(4/17) Well half way through undergrad and I'm still a chemistry major with a psych minor
I guess you can check out my tumblr and/or twitter if you're actually interested.
❝You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system a lot faster than it should.❞
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Seventeen | Canadian | Jehovah's Witness
A future med student with a
l o v e of photography
I'm just a teenage girl who loves to write, read, and fangirl. I have an intense adoration for anything related to medical science, and would stare at a beating heart for hours.
f a s c i n a t e s me
I'd love if you'd check out my stories and leave your thoughts!
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❝'Love' is just your brain on drugs. Dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, just chemicals that make us crazy. ❞
-Why We Sank
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My Books's Highest Ranks
Infinite [ #1 in Scifi and #1 in Superhuman ]
Wildfire [ #104 in Non-Fiction]
Human & Heart [ #110 in short story]
The Lost and the Looking [ #91 in Mystery]
Why We Sank [ #118 in Scifi ]
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I do NOT take read requests. They will be ignored and deleted. Please private message me if you have any constructive criticism! Any help is gladly accepted, but hate comments will usually be deleted and the hater blocked.
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Instagram // AnniesBooks.Official
Twitter // ItsAnniesBooks
NaNo Account // Andrea Writes
Feel free to message me any time!
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Will forever support @CosmicGraphics
@CerebralExpress and @EllieFiendre
Proud member of @FANTASCI and
Founder of @WriterAwards
Happy to be one of @TheSlackers
Hi! My name is Addie Lemon. I write a lot of stories about superheroes. Make sure to check them out and hit that follow button!
::The Super Series::
WATTPAD FEATURED STORY!
# 9 in Action
2) City of Heroes
::Boys are from Jupiter::
# 312 in Paranormal
Updated very randomly (sorry!)