♫ʟɑтɛʟʏ ɪ'vɛ ცɛɛɲ ʟosɪɲg sʟɛɛp, ɗяɛɑϻɪɲg ɑცouт тʜɛ тʜɪɲgs тʜɑт ωɛ couʟɗ ცɛ.♫
I'm another socially awkward 18 year old. I like to express myself through music, art and writing. I'm a quirky blend of sarcasm and irony, with a hint of crazy and a dash of sweetness. Talk to me, I don't bite, but no reading/following/translating requests please.
Chapstick_Kiss@outlook.com is my email for those who need to contact me urgently:)
ɑʟʟ тɪϻɛ ʟoω + gяɛɛɲ ɗɑʏ + тɑʏʟoя sωɪfт + тʜɛ kɪʟʟɛяs + тʜɛ cɑb = H A P P I N E S S
w r i t e | d r e a m | r e a d | r a m b l e
My stories aren't off wattpad. Please let me know if you see a copy anywhere :)
INSTAGRAM: @LAURENPRICEE_X and @TBBSMB
For business inquiries email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
My name is Ashley but my Friends call me Ash :)
I am an aspiring author. I used write just because but now I really want to be able to do it for the rest of my life :)
Um...my Profile name is an inside joke between me and my friend Lorena :)
I am a social media freak ❤️
INSTAGRAM: ashleymary__ (with 2 _)
FACEBOOK: Ashley Lugo
I am 20 years old :) birthday is on June 2nd
I am in the process of writing many other stories (I keep getting ideas)
I am Puertorican, meaning I was born in Puerto Rico. I do speak spanish and English (duh)
And I NO LONGER accept reading recommendations, I am extremely busy and I barely have time to update. Please respect that and any message asking for me to read their story will be ignored.
Other than that,
Facebook: Just-Krissy On Wattpad
My writing accomplishments:
Bye, Bye Virginity #1 on the overall what’s hot list 2009/2010
Player and the Geek #8 in teen fiction
Uncontrollable Urges featured in Celeb Dirty Laundry as “The Latest Vampire Novel to Sweep the Web”
Alright first of all…I invented water; you've probably drank it, or swam in it before - yea, that stuff... I made that. You're welcome.
I am a retired astronaut
I've competed in the UFC professionally, I'm undefeated inside the octagon.
I can fly, no you can't see.
I'm Married to Batman
I can dance very well, it's 98% likely that I've got much better rhythm than you do.
Your family wanted to adopt me when we were kids but my parents beat yours in a karate tournament.
I can answer the mysteries of the universe - just ask me.
I get presents on your birthday, from your friends, if they're mutual friends, I get your present.
President Obama voted for me in the most recent presidential election, so did John McCain.
I punched a shark in the face and made it cry on more than one occasion.
When I was a kid, I single handedly built a time machine and stopped Hitler from winning WWII. Yea... you're welcome, world.
I look directly into the sun, absorb the sunlight and then use it to see in the dark later.
I was offered the Nobel Peace Prize over seventeen times in my young adult life, but I do not enjoy media attention. For this reason I also won American Idol season 1, but they could not air the footage.
The character of Indiana Jones was loosely based on my adventures in Archaeology, they toned it down for a PG rating.
The devil sold his soul to me, I gave it Justin Bieber.
I helped develop philosophy.
I designed the blueprints for The Sphinx
I beat Stephen Hawking @ the science fair.
I smell great.
P.S All of you guys are pretty awesome too ^_^
Δ Chim Chim does have jams
Δ The Neighbourhood, The 1975, Marina and the diamonds
Δ Of Mice and Men, Suicide Silence, My Chemical Romance, Bring Me The Horizon, Blessthefall, Crown the Empire, etc.
Δ I am a metalhead/K-popper, probably the only one.
Δ BTS and VIXX are my lifeline.
Δ I enjoy other K-pop groups as well, just ask and I'll be honest if I do or do not like them.
Δ 18, Sagittarius.
Δ I enjoy a book with lemonade and cheesecake on the side in a cold room, a stormy and dark day and loud heavy rock or kpop music.
* Call me Zephy *
I'm obsessed with K-pop, K-dramas, and so much more. The Korean language is beautiful, and the food is delicious.
I eternally love my yorkie, Torch, and my bunny, Hatter.
I love designing and sewing when I'm not writing.
Stuffed grape leaves are my everything.
I'm addicted to red tea.
I love anime and manga.
I am a total nerd.
Hourglass Door Trilogy
Court of Thorn and Roses trilogy
The Treachery of Beautiful Things
The Night Circus
All Time Low
"Words are like the delicate stitches in the dress you wear, holding the fabric of the garment together. Without them, the dress and the world are nothing but barren cloth" - Lisa Mantchev
"The river is now. This moment. This breath between us. The space between your heartbeats. The moment before you blink. The instant a thought flashes through your mind. It is everything that is around us. Life. Energy. Flowing, endlessly flowing, carrying you from then...to now...to tomorrow. Listen: you can hear the music of it. Of the passage of time." - Lisa Mangum
Skittles & Science (Completed)
Humor # 8 (3/10/13)
* Young Writers Prize Longlist 2014 *
Pop Rocks & Home Ec (Ongoing)
Humor # 11 (2/15/15)
Sweetly & Scientifically (Ongoing)
Humor # 16 (6/15/16)
PM Me if you have any questions or just want to say Hi! I'll do my best to reply.
Salutations, I'm Janelle, but you can call me Nellie. My favourite author is David Levithan, my favourite book is The Catcher in the Rye, and I like boys with long hair. // Message me if you want, I don't bite.
♂ + ♂ = ♥ love is
♀ + ♀ = ♥ a
♀ + ♂ = ♥ human right
"OH MY GOSH, YOUR MISTAKE? OH MY GOSH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? KIMBAP KIDDING!?"
♔ Achievements ♔
1. Friend Request: Denied - Humor #1
2. Things I Never Told You - Short Story #1