❝A lion may be stronger than a wolf, but a wolf does not perform in a circus.❞ - Unknown.
I am a eighteen-year-old girl that runs entirely on caffeine, sarcasm and really bad puns. I waste my time watching series or writing here on Wattpad.
Melanie Martinez • Pineapple flavored lollipops • Laughter • Twenty One Pilots • Bubblegum • Dylan O'Brien • Sweater Weather • Beige and purple • Bad puns • Scented candles • Anything vanilla flavored • Diego Baruecco • Tattoos and dimples
Thank you so much to all my followers and readers! I am so grateful and you all mean so much to me. Keep slaying! xx
Well, hello there! I'm either Katie or Kate.
Right, these things always seem a bit pointless to me and that tiny bit upsetting. I mean, in all seriousness, are you going to read this and be like 'wow, that right there has changed my life!' No, I didn't think so, either. But then, if you did read this and decide that I've provoked some sort of spiritual journey or life changing experience, then you're very welcome...
Any-who, I could write pretty much anything in here, such as: I like raisins! Which, of course, I don't, but if I did put it in here, would you know about it and tell me that you like raisins, too? Who knows, you might, but I doubt it very much.
I think it's about time that I put something productive in here instead of some waffle about raisins. (I know, waffles, raisins, I seem food obsessed -.-) As you're here, you probably want to know a little something about me. So, in honor of your visit, I've listed a few facts.
1. I'm 19.
2. I'm a Sims 2 serial killer, push doors that say pull and get hit by parked cars.
3. I sing occasionally, my shower thinks I'm fantastic.
As I'd feel cruel to do one and not all of them, I don't take reading/follow/shoutout requests as I get too many. I will delete any messages containing the above. Very sorry!
Also, please do not send me requests about translating my work into another language. I will not accept any of these. :)
So, drop this nutter (Nuts, more food!) a message and I'll get back to you when I can. So, on leaving note, I'm going to give you a fact for wasting your time here.
Click here to purchase my debut novel 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys;. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Good-Girls-Guide-Bad-Boys-ebook/dp/B00N1XRROK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411144446&sr=8-1&keywords=the+good+girl%27s+guide+to+bad+boys
Twitter (Used most often): http://twitter.com/KatieGHart
Read. Write. Rubix
You Read. I Write. We Rubix
The name's RubixCube89201, but you can call me Rubix. Unless you want to call me 89201, then I'm cool with that too.
I'm a sarcastic human being who loves to read, write, draw, sing, and laugh. I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm a silent speed reader. I may write, but I can't "write" as in I have terrible penmanship. Also, I have a good taste in books given I accidentally ate a book when I was little.
I'm old enough and aim to be hilarious. I love anime/manga and Greek mythology. l love cashews, long socks, and the rain (if I'm indoors). I'm allergic to peanuts. I have a deadly sweet tooth. I have dimples. I'm very photo shy. I prefer booths in a restaurant. I have this weird typing style in which I only use my index finger for my left hand.
And yes, I can solve a Rubik's Cube.
I have a whole library of books just begging to be written for the world, for you. I start my books with a small idea and a big imagination. My books are original rom-coms in a range of other genres. I make all of my covers. I want to be a fictional novelist and work in Wattpad as an engineer. I want to leave my mark in the world. That's my dream.
I don't do book collaborations or cover requests. There are people in the clubs who are more than happy to help you out. My main focus is writing right now. Please don't advertise your books on me. You're allowed to make fan fiction, book reports, trailers, and fan art of my work. And if you see someone copying my stories you're free to report it.
I value all of my followers. Each read. Each comment. Each vote. Thank you.
"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." -G.K Chesterson
I have a Wattpad: @RubixCube89201
I have a Twitter: @RubixCube89201
I have a Commaful: @rubixcube89201
I have a Life (After a green mushroom)
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Business inquiries: email@example.com
Other writing account: @nabookprincess
Snapchat: maryannahh or yabookprincess
BEST RANKINGS BY GENRES (not including some books though all have ranked):
#1 Teen Fiction - My Badboy Neighbour
#3 Humor - Player's Game, Sister's Game
#19 Science Fiction - Last Cloudless Night
#22 Romance - Spring Break
#100 Romance - Entangled
#68 Short Story - MBBN: Collection of Extras
#282 Fantasy - The Coven
#191 Paranormal - To Fall From Grace
#1 in Werewolf on August 8 2014 and on Sept 15, 2016
#1 in Humor on August 10 2014
#1 in Teen Fiction on August 4, 2015
#1 Trend for #Freak on December 16, 2015
#1 in Teen Fiction on September 15, 2016
#1 in Werewolf on September 17, 2016
A little bit about me!
I'm sixteen which seems to surprise a lot of people. I am currently a Junior in high school and I play Water Polo and swim for our swim team. I have the cutest dog ever, his name is Spencer Shay after Jerry Trainor in iCarly. I have a serious obsession with Grey's Anatomy, Criminal Minds, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, PLL and honestly so many other shows I could keep going--also lets not forget about the office! I'm was and still am an amateur writer, seriously I started with zero reads too. You'll get there!
Please no translation or reading requests! I love you and usually check out everyone books some way or another!
If you ever need to talk, regardless whether or not you follow me or read my novels just feel free to message me.It might take some time but I will reply. I love you all dearly. I know everyone says it but I do mean it. I would not be the person I am today without you all. I'm talking about every wattpad reader and author. Thank you so much.
P.S. If you read this comment AUTUMN on my wall!
"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will."
•Don't suck dick, suck popsicles
🌹For me, loving you is like the feeling you get the moment in concerts when the artist enters the stage🌹
🌼look at her like as if the world is fading away🌼
•Snapchat: Smilelikeafool3 -> Start Streaks with me
•Instagram: QueennJessicaa -> I'll like the crap out outta your pictures
•Email: firstname.lastname@example.org -> Send me covers or business related stuff
•Call me Carter or Jessica, I'll answer to either one
"Confusing as shit, addicting as fuck." -jhenelle13 *the description of my books*
«reading her books, is a emotional rollercoaster, where you get punched right in the feels every five fucking seconds»
•Our App Link -> https://play.google.com/store/apps/detailsid=com.penguin.ducks.united.
•No More Good Girl->The Monroe Family/The Mafia Daughter
💜😩BRAXTON COLLINS IS A MUST😩💜
•I'm a Capricorn ♑️ -> December 23rd
•Pretty Little Liars
•Wayward Sons -> SAM WINCHESTER IS MINE BITCHES
•Shadowhunter -> Wessa/Clace
•Suicide Squad -> I'm at Harley Quinn's level of insanity
•The Vampire Diaries ->Damon Salvatore is a must //Let's not forget about the sexy hybrid, Klaus😍
Fandom ✨ *You are not just readers, we are FAMILY*
💘To love is to destroy, and to be the one loved is to be destroyed💘
We are the Penguin Duck Nation and We are United.
👑she's proof that you can walk through hell and still be an angel👑
❝Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the Internet.❞
INFP | CANCER | SLYTHERIN | CLE
I like long walks on the beach, bookstores, and suddenly binge watching Netflix shows when I should be studying for one of the endless tests I have all the time.
Writing is my passion next to science, glitter, shopping, and Chipotle. Unfortunately, due to a hectic schedule, I do not take read requests. Also, as flattering as it is, I would not like my works translated. Thanks for understanding.
If you ever want to talk, have any questions about my work or Wattpad and writing in general, don't hesitate to send me a message. I'd love to help you as best I can. I hope you enjoy your time here, or anywhere else on Wattpad!
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☆ RUN BAD BOY RUN (2016)
☆ THE BAD BOY IS A GHOST
updates every Monday
☆ THE BOY BAND PROTECTION PROGRAM
currently on hold - updates to resume soon
☆ THE HOLY NIGHT
updates may vary
updates may vary
Updates start Summer 2017
helps treat inner conflict. prevents and kills mind struggles. wash soul with warm holy water. use twice daily, or as directed by a physician. if improvement is not felt within 3-4 weeks, consult a doctor.
may cause sass. champagne could intensify this effect. use caution when operating dangerous machinery or men. taking more than recommended may cause breathing problems.
for external use only. avoid contact with feels; if contact occurs, discontinue use.
My following is going to be cool from now on:
- they're only going to include, incredible, amazing, lovely, holyshitwhatthefuck, undiscovered authors/accounts with less than 1k followers. If you think you're that one, message me.
P.s- it's probs going to take a while for me to check each account and read the books so be patient while you await my decision DUN DUH DUHHH
I watch people living life and write about it like I know what I'm talking about.
My mission in life is to find the right and exact and perfect words to tell the story of the motherfucking century.
my books can sometimes be explicit and there are definitely a lot of swears in them, but I write sex scenes exactly like someone who has never had sex. ex:
"he growled like an animal.
she moaned and whimpered.
he pinned her down and she writhed against him"
In real life, if someone is holding you down and growling like an animal, I suggest kicking him in the balls and calling 9-1-1
o email: email@example.com
o Instagram: fuck dat
o Twitter: @wattpadmafia
o Snap Chat: I made one for wattpad only but I forgot the password #storyofmylife
o Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO6d4JdSG37Q2jLj8DB0O1A
o Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1658360581085615/
ITS AN: app
WHAT BOOK?: The Italian Mafia's Daughter Meets The Russian Mafia's Son
UPDATING: A lot faster than on Wattpad
if you're kind, they can never call you ugly.