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♕ A B O U T M E
18 | Malaysian | Wattpad Star | Wattpad Futures | Wattys Winner '15 & '16 | 'The Slut Pack' member |
Hello, all. I am Claudia Elizabeth Tan for the house Tan, first of her name, Queen of Wattpad New Adult Romance, Breaker of Weak-Ass Female Protagonists, Creator of Swoon-worthy Male Love Interests, Slayer of Plagiarizers and Mother of Dia-Hards.
Cross me and I will pull a Cersei Lannister on your ass.
☸ S I D E A C C O U N T
Joint account | @hellishqueens
❁ P E R F E C T S E R I E S
» Perfect Illusion ✔
» Perfect Addiction ✔
» Perfect Redemption ✔
» Perfect Ruin [ongoing]
» Perfect Collision [not posted]
❁ B I T E S E R I E S
» Bite [summary posted]
» Tease [not posted]
» Wildfire [not posted]
☸ S O C I A L N E T W O R K S
Twitter | claudiaoverhere
Periscope | claudiaoverhere
Snapchat | claudiaaatan
Instagram | claudiaaatan
Youtube | Claudia Tan
Ask | http://ask.fm/claudiaaatan
Email | email@example.com
Goodreads | Claudia Tan
❁ D I A - H A R D S F A N D O M
❝Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.❞
I'm just a seventeen-year-old girl that likes to make people laugh using horrible puns, sarcasm and dirty jokes.
T r a v e l i n g
T w e n t y O n e p i l o t s
V a n i l l a
P u r p l e
D e i g o B a r r u e c o
P o p c o r n
L a u g h t e r
S w e a t e r W e a t h e r
B e i g e
M y B e d
W h i t e C h o c o l a t e
D i m p l e s
N u t e l l a
B u b b l e B a t h s
M o v i e s
R o s e s
T e e n W o l f
G l i t t e r
C a n d l e s
C h u c k B a s s
T a t t o o s
H a l s e y
M e l a n i e M a r t i n e z
L o l i p o p s
I am so grateful to every single one of my followers and readers. You all mean the world to me and I love you guys so much.
T w i t t e r : www.twitter.com/xPineappleGirlx
I n s t a g r a m : www.instagram.com/laylzk
S n a p c h a t : laylz_k
FB Page: Eydee's Stories
FB Account: Eydee Palma
Published books under Pop Fiction:
1. For Hire: A Damn Good Kisser (Php195)
2. Seducing Drake Palma (Php 195)
3. Dating Alys Perez (Php 195)
4. A Latte Like Love (Php 195)
5. Good Girl Gone Bad (Php 195)
6. How To Break-Up With The Bad Boy (Php 195)
Self-published books >>> Contact Eydee Aldea Sandoval on fb for more info.
1. Hindi Ko Inakala
2. Drake Palma
3. That Uptight Man
4. Parker Yapchengco
5. Shiloah Suarez
6. When It All Ends
English Stories in RADISH
1. What You Can't Have
2. When It All Ends
Read my thoughts? https://eydeesblog.wordpress.com/
Read my English stories? Download RADISH app and look for my profile 'Beeyotch.'
Hiiii, I'm Kay.
Nice to meet you.
Here's a few things you should know about me:
I love writing.
I would rather read a book than drink tea (and that's really saying something for me.)
Chocolate and snow are a perfect combination.
I'm unique, you're unique, everyone's unique really.
I am here:
I'm on more sites too, but there's only so much room here to list things. If you find my username, 'kpgcatlover', on other sites not listed above - check with me to make sure I own that account.
Oh and, if you want to send FAN ART, let me know!
I do NOT do follow for follow, vote for vote, co-writing/editing, advertisement, or take reading requests.
I ONLY write on Wattpad and ONLY on this account, if you find my stories anywhere else or find someone with the name 'kpgcatlover' posing as me, inform me immediately with a link to the person or stolen work.
Disclaimer: I am not the girl in my profile picture (Despite many 11:11 wishes and desperate prayers to the Gods). Her name is Cindy Kimberly, and she has two very talented parents.
Email me (lwtbb.wattpad.book @ gmail.com) for any (formal or urgent) inquiries, cover/banner/video submissions, etcetera. Message me here if you wanna talk or ask a question :)
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I have zero tolerance for people's crap on here and will not hesitate to fight back if you disrespect me and my books.
On that positive note, l'm a 17 year old girl from Australia. I absolutely love reading, writing and basically anything to do with English.
I'm left handed. I love all different types of music. I love dogs more than life. I have the biggest imagination. Two words - Melanie. Martinez. I never have my hair out. I can sing the alphabet backwards. I have never been to a Starbucks in my life. Once upon a time I had braces. I have a massive girl-crush on Gigi Hadid. I think way too much. I'm extremely easy to please.
*I no longer accept reading requests or translation requests anymore.*
I would like to apologize for my absence. When my personal life took a turn, and wattpad's update messed up the chapter systems, I couldn't write anymore. I stepped away from word processor and lacked the inspiration to dive back in. This doesn't excuse the fact I should have given you all some notice.
FHMYSAP the 2nd edition has been completed and I am running it through an editor to work on an Amazon copy. It will be under the title "Troublesome Attractions."
If you have any questions or comments please direct them to my Twitter or Instagram. I will keep up on answering you guys! Twitter is #JadedSip and Instagram is jadedsip
Unfortunately I will not return to WattPad. Not for the time being anyways. I am currently working on a few never before seen projects, along with a novel in the works. Hopefully publication is in my future! I've taken the time to hone my craft and hope to do you all proud. I will never forgot where I started.
I love you wattpadians.
T A Y L O R
Hi :) My name is Taylor, if you couldn't see.
M U S I C
Melanie Martinez-Troye Sivan-twenty one pilots-5sos-Shawn Mendes-panic! at the disco
B O O K S
Harry Potter-Percy Jackson-Hunger Games-Legend-The Mortal Instruments
Y O U T U B E
i'm just a sixteen year old high schooler who belongs in many fandoms
and happens to love music
and occasionally can turn a mumbled mind into a story
"but it's hard to make jokes when you're crying." -Letters from Cody
"because maybe i like being sad." -Anxiety Attack
"I just get this feeling, you know, this tingling in my chest where my heart is, and that's when I know I've read a good book." -me
the lyrics "she may be clever but just likes to swear," pretty much describes me.
i live for sad things, which really doesn't make sense when you think about it
For covers, banners, trailers or other business, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org
Until five boys grabbed my hands.
And when I started to slip,
Four others pulled me out.
[Pretentious crap will follow.]
✿ I'm a good noodle, I swear.
✿ My age is somewhere between 10 and 59.
✿ I live somewhere in the United States.
✿ When I sleep, my body vaguely resembles the shape of a butterbean.
✿ I hate butterbeans.
✿ I believe in many things. Like, at least 9 things.
✿ For example, I believe pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon.
✿ Jack Eyers is mine. Forever.
✿ I think HowToBasic is probably really attractive.
✿ My Chemistry teacher thinks I'm afraid of liquid nitrogen.
✿ I am.
✿ Who the fuCK INVITED BUGS!!! WHO!!!
✿ Sequels are for suckers.
✿ Life got you down in the dumps? Drink bleach.
✿ High school is the best and worst thing that ever happened to me.
✿ Roman Reigns is a cutie.
✿ Good grammar is (:
✿ Black lives matter.
✿ But pro-black does not mean anti-white.
✿ Why strive for greatness and fail when you can strive for mediocrity and achieve it?
✿ Makeup is good. No makeup is also good.
✿ I accept others as long as they do the same.
✿ Make your eyeliner sharp enough to make white boys nervous.
✿ I will fall in love with people who are nice to me.
✿ A fraction of a religion does not define the entire religion and the actions of one group do not define one billion people.
You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.
The Official Process of Writing:
3) Bang head against the wall.
6) Publish and hope for the best.
Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick.
If Jack's so nimble
And Jack's so quick,
Why is he in the hospital
With a lil burnt dick?
Hakuna my tatas.
Just kidding, please don't.
20 and awkward.
Lover of the light and the dark.
Thank you to those who have read my stories and have followed me. Much love to you all xx
TBBATN is now Outcasts.
OUTCASTS: Humor #4 (Aug. 3, 2013)
OUTCASTS: Teen Fiction #4 (Oct. 23, 2013)
DETRIMENTAL: Mystery/Thriller #54 (Aug. 29, 2014)
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