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🌼 HI IM LUCY 🌼 🌸 covers 🌸 ✨@hoette ✨@crystalliize 🌸 social media 🌸 ✨ instagram; l.oosey ✨ snapchat; l.ucayy 🌸 reading lists for my books 🌸 ✨ random ✨ short stories
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Hola my special peeps! Oh and if you wanna follow me on twitter my username is @tm_mendes90 although I hate it when they say 'so-and-so is now following you.' it makes me feel weird...like i have all these stalkers o.O Oh and Wattpad HQ interviewed me over the phone so if you want to you can listen to me talk lol because how exciting is that?! ;P just type in the link here: http://soundcloud.com/wattpad of course I'm under mamie1990 I can't see myself not writing. It's become a part of me. My views on things are as people would say 'old fashioned'. I don't believe in sex before marriage The only reason I believe that though is because I want to be able to look at the man I just married and say 'I loved and respected you enough to wait for you' It also shows that I respect myself myself too. If you don't believe this than that's fine I'm not going to shove my beliefs down your throat that's not how I roll lol. To me that wedding night is supposed to be special and something that's worth waiting for. I love my future husband even though I don't know him yet. Call me sappy I don't care it's how I view things. But I also respect others opinions because I think it's stupid when others try to force their way of thinking on you. If you have questions just let me know and I'll try and help! :) TO MY FANS!! i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!!! Oh and my facebook is under Mamie Mendes if you want to look me up! :) UPDATE!!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER ACCOUNT SPECIFICALLY FOR MY OLDER WORKS. ie: I didn't know the guy I fell for was my teacher, switched, Vengeful Love, Love in the trenches, Convicted Love ect. Will post more about it on a later date..... Also you guys should check out these aaaaaaamazing people on here! Jasmine: @foreversmilin MJ: @mazimai Lean: @leanlai NK: @Mysterious_Writer
5 Works 1 Reading List 12.6K Followers
*Currently in w o n d e r l a n d* Hello lovelies! I'm Anna :3 annnnd you're about to get confused. R a n d o m f a c t s a b o u t m o i : -I suck at bios. More then I suck at diets. -I ♥ food :3 like bring me food and you're my new best bud. -I'm shy and awkward at first but once you get to know me..you'd wish I was. -I'm seventeen. ;) -I do covers on this account @-Haunted- (Don't hesitate to pm me guys..I don't bite..hard) -I'm 5'4. Ehhh..but we both agree I'm adorable *winks like johny bravo* #short girl problems. -I'm a hopeless romantic. -Annoying people is my hobby. *laughs evilly* -I'm the laziest person you'll ever talk to. Like literally. -I talk wayyy too fast..and I well babble a lot. -I'm sometimes creepy. I can also see your curious face through the cam. -I like to make friends so don't be shy to pm me! :) Annnnd that's all! Hope you read and enjoy my books ♥ ~Anna ♥
10 Works 4 Reading Lists 123K Followers
Hello! I'm Leigh (and yes, that's still pronounced "lee" not "lay"). It came to my attention that I've had the same bio for over a year, so here goes an attempt at trying to make myself sound more intelligent and interesting than before: I'm still a five-foot-eight 21-year-old living a secret life on the internet (though slightly less secret now, as I worked up the courage to tell my two best friends). As of now, I'm a third year student at the University of Birmingham. Things about me you need to be aware of? Probably the following: I have a love-hate relationship with writing; I enjoy having people fangirl over my British accent, and I am obsessed with the TV show Catfish. To the point where it's probably unhealthy. Enjoy your visit to my profile, I guess. Better go read my stories now. Find me in #ImaginesBook in bookstores NOW! http://books.simonandschuster.com/IMAGINES/ Follow me on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/leigh_ansell Follow me on Instagram: https://instagram.com/leigh_ansell Subscribe to my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3VGq2jyAASiD4jsogU1LEw Second account (fan fiction only): http://www.wattpad.com/user/newparchment Just to let you know, I don't take reading requests. Please don't ask me to read your story as the message will be deleted. Don't take it personally.
48 Works 8 Reading Lists 7.6K Followers
We have been here for about 8 months? More? I'm not sure, but during those 8 months or watever, we met and made some good friends, we wrote for you guys, we read, we laughed, we talked and we even video chatted some and of course we had the doubters and the haters and the ones who called us fake. aye tbh we did this/wrote books to try and bring laughter or smiles to your faces and we hoped our faces or our looks wouldn't matter, our personality would. But with time we have learned that looks to most people are what matters. Point here to say we could be fakes we could be aliens we could be creeps but did we make you smile? Yes? Great!! We reached our goal and here we will stop. We have out grown wattpad and have lives to worry about now. Thanks to everyone who supported and stayed with us. Trust me We know who you exactly are and we will check up on you guys every once in a while. Thanks to the haters also, we might still be fake to you but honestly it doesn't matter now does it? Don't trust us, you should never trust anyone on the Internet but you can trust our personality. If you loved ours and our books, great awesome thanks! That's what matters to us. We have had our ups and downs with some people on here but hey at the end of the day everyone forgets and forgives. We love everyone here. Just wanna say on be half everyone on this account that if we ever offended you with anything we said or wrote we are truly sorry. Like I said we just wanted to make you guys laugh or at least smile. We will always be the 9 goofy ugly guys, and you will always be our amazing fans. Wish you everything good in life. You are all beautiful people inside and out, never let anyone tell you any different. If you are going through a hard time, I promise you everything will get better. I promise. I'm not saying it will be easy im saying it will be worth. Smile, breath and keep going. Jason|Justin|Jace|Jesse|Dylan|Jack|Travis|Trevor|Seth - Dem9mofos.
8 Works 5 Reading Lists 31.6K Followers
Oh God. You just clicked my profile. I'm so happy. Even if it's accidentally. I'm still happy with your clumsy fingers. But whatever haha. Hi person who accidentally/coincidentally/creepily clicked my profile! I just noticed i hadn't change this thing for like... 2 funking years. So yeah, while I'm here chillin' I decided to write again while you're there stalkin'. ;P Hmm... about myself... Ok, be prepared. *I'm normal. (Kidding. Lol. You do not want to hang out with me in real life.) *My mind... has a mind on its own.... (I don't know if that makes sense. Lol. Do we own our brain?... Or does the brain owns us?) *I don't like marshmallows that much. (Oh God, I can already feel people unfollowing me. Don't blame me. Blame my genes or my taste buds or whatever lol. It's not like I hate them or anything. It's just... Yeah. I bet people already stopped reading.) *I... just funking love chocolate. (Nothing else to say here, moving on.) *I hate it when... Nah, I don't hate... 'Coz I'm so....*puts on sunglasses* ...Great. (Ok that isn't really cool... But it rhymes... So yeah........... God, I'm so lame.) *I'm nice. (Kidding again lol. I just love to see people suffer because of my knack of ending chapters with a cliffhanger.) *Hmm, I'm lazy when I needed to be. (Yup, I just want to be in my bed, with food and internet by my side.) *I... have a tendency to act like a total lunatic... (I can feel my friends nodding and agreeing with me *sigh*) *I don't like fights and drama! But I do like punching people if ever get the chance to. *I'm a ninja. (Don't believe me huh? Did you see what I just did there? You didn't? Hah, exactly.) My motto in life: "It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than to be absolutely boring." Hmm, that's basically it. :3 Here are the links if you want to support my works ❤ https://tapastic.com/series/thehuntersmate https://tapastic.com/series/theforsakenbride Thank you and have a nice day! 😊😊❤
34 Works 1 Reading List 1.7K Followers
I just want my waifu and husbando to be real please 🎉 ✯★✯★✯★✯★ ¡Bienvenidos! Me llamo Lindsey. Okay I don't speak Spanish that well but... eh. ✯★✯★✯★✯★ ➳Freshman class of 2020 ➳Fifteen ➳Aquarius ➳American ➳Punny ➳Female ➳...Bisexual? ➳Fail at Technology ✯★✯★✯★✯★ Attack On Titan ✘ Dan and Phil ✘ Dangan Ronpa ✘ Fall Out Boy ✘ Free! ✘ Fullmetal Alchemist ✘ Future Diary/Mirai Nikki ✘ Game Grumps ✘ Halsey ✘ Hamilton ✘ Hetalia ✘ Melanie Martinez ✘ My Chemical Romance ✘ Ouran High School Host Club ✘ Panic! At The Disco ✘ Pokémon ✘ Pvris ✘ Soul Eater ✘ Splatoon ✘ Steven Universe ✘ Supernatural ✘ Super Smash Bros. ✘ The Legend of Zelda ✘ Twenty One Pilots ✘ Undertale ✘ Yandere Simulator ✯★✯★✯★✯★ ♛Previous Username: Lindsey-Chan ♛Backup Account: @highonfreedom ✯★✯★✯★✯★ My waifu and husbando happen to be the same person but... genderbent. APH and Nyo! America if you will... aha. ✯★✯★✯★✯★ I don't ship a lot of things, but in case anybody's curious... ☁Amourshipping (Ash x Serena) ☁Alfsey (Myself x Alfred... aha...) ☁Whatever you'd call Myself x Amelia. Lindselia? Don't know, don't really care. ☁Hoennshipping (May x Brendan) ☁SoMa (Soul x Maka) ☁Zelink (Zelda x Link) ☁EdWin (Edward x Winry) ☁???? ✯★✯★✯★✯★ Yeah that's all I've got. I know, I know. 25 books of media where the media doesn't work half the time. I'm too lazy to attempt fixing it because it'd take forever. Alright, so, catch ya later I guess?
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الله اكبر (Allah'O'Akbar) <3 "Work in silence and let your Lamborghini make the noise" :D ''The Best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone" "Who are you to judge the life i live? i am not perfect and i don't have to have to be! before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean" -Bob Marley =D Lamborghini Aventador ❤ ( Awesome Car) Ferrari 458 Italia ❤ ( #Toogoodforyou) Mercedes-Benz sls Amg ❤ (Love it , a bit too much) Bentley ❤ Audi r8 ❤ (stunning) Rolls-royce ❤ (luxury) █ 10% Weird ██ 20% Insane ███ 30% LOL ████ 40% Hyper █████ 50% Talkative ██████ 60% Cray cray ███████ 70% Ninja ████████ 80% Funny █████████ 90% Lion ██████████ 100% RAHIM!!!! ☑Single, and ready for a pringle ╔══╗♫ ║██║♫ Paste this on ║██║♫ your page if♫ ║(O) ║♫you love ╚══╝♫ music ©Licensed Rahim® █║▌│█│║▌║││█║▌║▌║ Verified Official by Rahim Instagram: Rahim_Isking ░░░░THE END░░░░░
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I'm an Aries I watch Anime and read books/Manga/Manhwu I love animals, creepypasta, quotes, and poems. My favorite bands are Linkin Park, Theory Of A Deadman, Evanesence, & Imagine Dragons My favorite food is cheese pizza
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PRETTY LITTLE LIARS FOR LIFE LOVE TEEN WOLF AND DEVIOUS MAIDS! THE 100 IS AMAZING!!! THE ORIGINALS!!!!!! WANT TO GO ON BIG BROTHER TAYLOR SWIFT AND MEGAN TRAINOR!!! GRL ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!! 5TH HARMONY ARE QUEEN!! I LOVE ALL ANIMALS (CATS R THE BEST) 100% AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY ESPECIALLY ANIMAL TESTING!!! FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM @angelinapopovski FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK @Angelina Popovski (fluffy doggy picture) PC MINECRAFT IS THE BEST GO ON mc.desiredcraft.net BEST SERVER EVER!!! BTW IM lavenderlolly XD IVE GOT TO CATS WHO ARE THE CUTEST!!!! TYSON AND BELLA!!!!! AND A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY CALLED HOLLY!!! THANKS LUV YA KISSES -A