Gunter glieben glauchen globen
(╯°□°)╯ [+] TO THE WINDOWWW
| ヽ(°□°ヽ) TO THE WALL
You know the rest...
THANKS FOR CHOOSING TO WASTE YOUR TIME AND FILL YOUR BRAINS WITH USELESS FACTS ABOUT ME! Now, lets get started ಠ_ಠ
I crave those crazy squares
I'm not wearing hockey pads
Aerosmith is supercalafragalisticexpialidope.
Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsey are secretly related to me... Shh
Pirates are great
I get these random cravings for pickles from time to time
I lurve reading and writing (obvs bobs)
I scream for ice cream
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO HANDSOME GUYS LIKE ME IN JAIL!? It rhymes with grape! It rhymes with grape..." - best movie ever
"A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card." - sexiest character ever
J'ai dix-huit ans ;)
OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE RED VELVET FROZEN YOGURT AND IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN!
I hate bananas (except if they're in pajamas)
I have a crazy obsession with Brits like any sane wattpader and I won't hesitate if you ask to hear my impression.
I like hiking and climbing large objects despite being a lazy potato chip
My brain is dead right now so I can't think of anything else...
ALSO IF YOU HAVE A BANNER TO GIVE TO ME PLEASE SEND IT TO LIVINGTHETHUGLYFE14@GMAIL.COM ***BANNERS ONLY, I WILL NOT RESPOND TO ANYTHING ELSE SO PLEASE DONT SPAM ME OK? OK THANKS :)***
be my fren on these other platforms
sc - youmakememadbro
ig - smilelikethejoker
B Y E
P.S: No one knows I write books on Wattpad so SHHHH ;)
P.P.S: Please don't ask me for shout-outs or to read your book, I hardly have time to write my own! Thank you :)
KNOW THAT YOU'RE LOVED :)
Hi guys! I don't know what to write, so uh....
• I'm 5 feet and 9 inches
•I'm VERY sarcastic
•Cleveland is my city, metaphorically and literally
•Eminem = bae
•I love to sleep
•Yes, I am a thespian. If you don't know what that is... look it up
•I do volleyball, karate, boxing, and track
•I'm very funny and always laughing once you get to know me
• Whenever I write "lol" I'm actually laughing out loud
• I. HATE. HYPOCRITES.
•Most of my friends are... Lol, wait, I don't have any
•I love watching football, hockey, soccer, and basketball games
•food is literally my life
•I will never where a skirt or dress, unless it's absolutely necessary or I was forced
•I will beat the actual fuck out of you if you take my food.
talent: converting oxygen into carbon dioxide
I can't believe you're still reading this lame ass bio fml
тoo мυcн ѕeхιneѕѕ тo load.
DON'T LABEL ME
[ THIS IS HER FRIEND, MADISON, DOING THIS PART ]
-hurt her and I'll kill you okay?
-Michelle's full of jokes, so don't be offended if she says something stupid
-sometimes she won't make sense. just go with it
-NEVER EAT WHAT SHE COOKS!
-this girl's gonna swear a lot. And I mean A LOT
-she has an obsession with leather jackets. give her one and she'll probably marry you
FEEL FREE TO PM ME
I reply to whoever I see :)
DON'T CLICK THIS
Oh, do NOT self-promote on my books.
If you have a question about my published book "I'm Back and With Revenge" please look in the book and see if someone already asked/answered the question
"Let's live while doing things we like" || O.S
Kpop isn't just music, it's a lifestyle
‣ Swiss / South America
‣ Fangirl, Punky Panda & Unicorn
‣ Addicted to Kpop, (Punk)Rock & Pop
I'm a crazy, 16 year old girl, live my life and do what I like to do.
~ Just do it for the memories ~
Well hey. I'm Mo. Im 18 years young and love writing. I've been writing since I was about nine or ten, but didn't let my work be put out until I was about thirteen.
I'm a nice and fun person. I am easy to get along with, but I am also easy to not get along with, so choose what side you want to be on. And choose carefully.
I am passionate about my writing. It's something that I couldn't give up for anything in the world. I'm not saying I'm the best, but please if you see a mistake in my writing, just know that I am improving with every word I write.
Even though I love when you guys give me a few pointers, I would appreciate it if you guys stay off of my profile and stories with the negativity. I promise you, your follow and reads will not be missed.
Like I said, I'm easy to talk to, so don't be afraid to inbox me or kik @ mo_sotrill
Well that's all that needs to be known about me. I'm nothing extraordinary. I'm just another one of you.
"The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart."
- Maya Angelou
♡︎"Throw some perm on yo attitude, girl you gotta relax"♡︎
Welcome to this random profile, that you have somehow stumbled upon.
How you doin boo.
Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Ariana, Chris Evans and Colin O' Donoghue are baes♡︎
I'm trash with class
♢︎2nd Wattpad: MackieandOwl♢︎
I have another account it's @emp423 and my stories on there are cringe worthy. ( don't judge me those were my first stories! )
My main focus on here at the moment is finishing my story " Runt " so the other books will be updated but are not top priority.
A lot of my books are dark I admit but most of it comes from things that I've been threw and things that people I know have been threw. The moral in most of my books is that just because you come from a bad past or a bad family doesn't mean that's how you are going to end up, you make your future don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
If you're a true fan you are a kola bear! DONT ASK WHY MANY AUTHORS HAVE NAMES FOR THEIR FANS AND MINE ARE KOLA BEARS
I am 16 years old
Track runner, singer, song writer, rapper, a good listener
I'm just another young girl trying to make it
I write for fun (not personal experience)
I write to please others
I write to free my mind
I write to be someone
Writing is expressed through the authors mind, and the work of the hands
'Don't waste time on what might have been.'
'Silence is a virtue'
'Speak sweetly and softly'
'Your destiny begins with one big step, step two can wait until tomorrow'
Thug Love Series
My Life With A Thug
My Life With A Thug:2
My Life With A Thug:3 (in progress)