My name is Diana Dunsworth Baker and I am a retired special education teacher. I taught primarily in Oklahoma City for 27 years. I wrote a book entitled, "Special," about my last year teaching special education at the middle school level. It is an unexpected, haunting and heart-warming story about children with disabilities and how their lives and loves matter and how love conquers all. All of my stories are true, except my book of children's poems, "Aunt Hill's Little People Poems" which are here on wattpad. I appreciate my faithful readers more than they could possibly know.
This is planet Nosidam. You are somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.
I'm Madi. This is my towel.
And the sponge-like, hairdryer-shaped horde behind me (the ones armed with bananas) are my Irrelevancies, the natives of this world. No, there is no specific reason that their banners read 'go stick your head in a pig'. They were being ruled by the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation before I took over and it hasn't quite worn off yet.
Yes! you are in my world now!
Please take a moment to let this sink in. Chaos will commence immediately upon your realisation of this fact.
I understand that the transition from normality to Madi-State is sometimes quite disorientating. I have never undergone it myself - I was born naturally into the Madi-State - but if you wish to take a moment after Realisation, I completely understand. Unfortunately, the Chaos does not.
I would like to show you the principal landmarks of my Kingdom. There is the Pollylop, a statue erected by the Hordes to honour nothing in particular. The strange thing on that side - yes, that one that looks like five people in a line, hugging each others' heads - is the Capetillar. It serves the exact same purpose as the Pollylop. If I ask them why they build these things, they just shrug. That might be because they don't speak our language; it might not.
I would like to congratulate you on getting this far. These are PlayingtheCards, Ros LunarBite (ruler of our moon, Rosiland), ScarletWordsmith and MythSolarVenom, my friends, at least, I hope so, and Dalamanza, my co-ruler and owner of our sister planet, Tierrah. You probably got here via one of them. Please wave.
You have reached the end of your journey (translation: no space). I hope you enjoy your stay here on Nosidam. Please avoid the Zoo, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is having an identity crisis and is currently dressed up as a spoon.
PS if this doesn't tell you that I'm completely and utterly mad, nothing will
Hey guys, the name's Aubrey..
I'm really into the arts, like theatre, drawing, writing, performing etc. But i'm also not like your 'typical' theatre kid cuz if you were to meet me i'm more of the quiet type than the loud type.
I love all kinds of music..to me, if the lyrics are good than i'm good. but i listen to a lot of classic rock
Some shows i really like are Big Bang Theory, How i Met Your Mother, Family Guy and i just recently watched the whole first season of Game Of Thrones.
Some of my favourite authors are Ken Follett, J.K Rowling and Gregory Maguire.
I'm a pretty laid back guy, but i'm very personable..so feel free to say hi or ask me to read some stories..i can't promise i'll read them right away but i'll try to read them as soon as possible.
I have brown hair and an eyebrow piercing..
i've also been through a lot this past year and don't like fake people..that being said, i'm a great listener and love to help people with their problems...if they don't mind hearing some of mine :P
and i know this site is mostly for writing, but i'm also interested in talking to people, making friendships etc.
oh and lastly pretty sure i'm bi..would love to talk to other people who are as well..
feel free to to say hi and pm me :D
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The fine arts are my vibe.
Team Glenn Rhee all the way.
Bob Stookey is my boy.
Walking Dead and zombies are my life.
Harvest Moon is my kingdom. Creative mind.
Instagram is my addiction.
Pandas are my animal.
19 is my favorite number.
Tacos are my food.
HUGE Fifty shades fan.
Algebra is my class.
Modern Realistic Fiction is my poison.
Lost is my show.
Fifteen is my age.
Blue eyed Brunette.
Gonna teach literature one day, but until then looks like I'm with you guys.
"It's not about how much you know. It's about the effort you put in to know more"~ Me
my name by birth is makenzie michelle lamb i am currently 12 yrs old i love music its my life i am usually called kenzie around the house and my school i usually hang out with my ex carlin pruitt and my bffs mayana ort and melissa besaw and i love to go watch movies with my mom and to have time with her privately seeing as i have two sibilings my fav colors are red pink purple green orange and soft Easter yellow my fav food is ramen noodles and pizza i have a facebook and to top it all off i am myself and i want to be a very skilled singer and hope to see all your faces when i get my break while onstage i hate school but i absolutely adore the people i meet there they can be so nice my fav teacher is mr kelly and i have one step parent i currently dont have any step sibilings but my mom wants to change that i have always since the beginning been an original harry girl but know im more harry and niall the others are cool but i dont like them like that i do have a twitter and i just started wattpad i cant wait to meet all you nice people on here see yall soon