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Illegal My Ass

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Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. 

Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it.

Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules.

The judge who sentences him to 2 years in prison knew it.  He is known for being the badboy, partying and womanising. His charm, good looks and obnoxious behaviour made his life pretty easy and his main goal in it was to have fun. He had lost 2 years of his life locked up, so he was determined to make up for lost time.

So when these two people are thrown together, both without a care in the world, issues of their own and more secrets than an episode of Pretty Little Liars, you can expect a story full of laughs, tears, arguments and felonies.

They might be breaking the law, but both Mia and Drake are about to find out that when it feels wrong, it is ALWAYS more fun.

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Brotherhood. by Hstowe

Their father was an abusive man who went out each night to get drunk, and their mother was an angel sent directly from Heaven to protect them. It all changed the moment their youngest brother was brought into the world, removing their mother completely from it. You would think, life couldn't get any worse.. I mean, you already have five younger brothers who most of the time don't get along with each other, and a father who will beat you just for breathing. Well... we thought it couldn't get much worse, until our youngest pulled a knife on our father to protect one of us.. We're six brothers, who never get along, but will protect each other no matter the consequences. Even when our old man shows up at the front door after being released from prison.

Hidden Secrecy ✔ by Mystery205

Jennifer Hudson thought that her life was normal just like the others but she was wrong. There are hidden and deadly secrets that only a significant few know but not her. That aside, she had to endure all the abuses that her mother had given to her ever since her dad left them behind only bringing Tyson, her older brother. Despite all that, her mother, Rose Hart had done at least one thing right. Which is to keep the secrets hidden as long as possible so that Jennifer's life would be protected and safe. Blake Ryder is part of the gang called the untouchable. He seems normal to people however, he isn't. Blake is alive only for that one thing in mind, REVENGE. Every day he wakes up to only think of his revenge. But little did he know that there's more to it than just an act of simple revenge. Betrayal, secrecy, love, hate, lies will strike him all at once unknowingly. Fate has its way of saying. And no one could ever escape from it! Discover these young teenagers as they uncovered the little but ruthless hidden secrets that are kept away from them. *Will contain cursing words and it is completed but definitely NOT EDITED. So read at your own risk! : P

Oh,Brother! (Complete) by TheLittleBookMonster

Falling for your best friends brother is never a good idea...right? *********** Rosie & Liz have been best friends since forever and have now graduated from college, ready to take on the big bad adult world, including finding love. Liz's older brother, Jason, has always been a part of Rosie's life and has always been there for her. He's as much her best friend as Liz was. But when Rosie finally gets a new job, at the same company Jason works for, they grow that little bit closer. Away from Liz, they are discovering a whole new side to each other they have never seen before, and with that, new feelings they have never felt towards each other. Figuring out the best way to tell Liz is easier said than done... And as Liz finds her own love, with someone Jason knows all too well, she's willing to do whatever it takes to keep this a secret from her big brother. The only person she tells... her best friend. Will Rosie handle being able to keep her best friends secret from her brother as well as her ever growing feelings about Jason from her best friend?

Born in prison, in love with a cliché. by AelinIvy

COMPLETE✔️ "I'm wondering how many years you still have to be here. You've already been here quite a while Gather. Such a shame for a pretty girl like you to be locked up here." He catches a stray of my hair and puts it behind my ear. I can feel a blush creeping up my cheeks, so I catch his wrist and push it hard away from me. I lean in close to him and look him straight in the eyes. "Touch me one more time and I'm afraid you'll never be a free man again Bryne." Davina grew up in prison when her mother got sentenced for first-degree murder. When she turns eighteen her mother finally doesn't have custody over her anymore, which means she can leave. The only problem is that she has never lived in the real world. And now she also has to share an apartment with the one guy she resents the most. Zach Bryne. What will the real world offer her and what happens when her father wants to be part of her life? __________________________________________ Warning ⚠︎︎ This story contains mature content and language. Just warning you babes ;) ~Started in September 2019~ ~Finished in July 2020~ This story took me way too long before I published it but I wanted it to be perfect ♡︎ © All rights reserved. Do not copy any of this work.

Stepbrothers Don't Love | ✓ by BlackandBlue222

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Gorgeous Troubled Boys by MentallyUnstablexoxo

We all have secrets. But the question is... What are they? Her father hates her. Her mother's dead. Only option seems to be is to get far away right. How about a boarding school for a fresh start. If it's not bad enough she gets into a lot more trouble and a lot of drama. She's really only in for trouble from start to end. But not alone. Her new friends all have secrets too. After all they are really just Gorgeous Troubled Boys. A/N: This is my first story please give the first few chapters a try. I'm sure chapter 8 and 9 will have you hooked. New Chapters every Friday! Plus suprise chapters. Add to library to keep updated!! Yours Truly, Miss P💋 #3 in Boarding School #6 in Broken-Family

They Saved Her! by RebelNinjaGirl

Amber had been trying to run away most of her life. When she finally succeeded, she found the place she would call home in her heart. Four boys- two brothers and a set of twins, took her in. Protected her until the day she ran from them. Ethan was the oldest of the four, he was the bad boy of the group, but in his own way he was their protector. He didn't want Amber to move in with them and fought with the other men over it. That was until the night he finally met her. With in moments he knew there was no way he could change the mind of his brother and the twins. He was stuck with her. He decided the best way to deal with it was to avoid her, until the night he was left alone with her. Read on to find out how Amber found the place she calls home, why she left it, and to find out where she ends up. Follow her struggles dealing with feelings she didn't know what to do with and get to know the boys who saved her. Find out how Ethan struggled to come to terms with his feelings and what he plans to do to save the girl he has fallen in love with.

Escape from love by 3019sugar

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QUEEN OF HEARTS by deepapi

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Faking It (Fake Boyfriend Duet One) by I-AM-PRISCILLA

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The Power of Love by Dance2012

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Family Comes First by CRAZY40429

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger by amadityo123

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The Troublemaker's Team by Imaginativegirl006

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Brotherhood.

Their father was an abusive man who went out each night to get drunk, and their mother was an angel sent directly from Heaven to protect them. It all changed the moment their youngest brother was brought into the world, removing their mother completely from it. You would think, life couldn't get any worse.. I mean, you already have five younger brothers who most of the time don't get along with each other, and a father who will beat you just for breathing. Well... we thought it couldn't get much worse, until our youngest pulled a knife on our father to protect one of us.. We're six brothers, who never get along, but will protect each other no matter the consequences. Even when our old man shows up at the front door after being released from prison.