NEW: Introducing Tap. Addictive chat stories for your 📲 Now in 10 languages
Chocolatina and the carob cake

Chocolatina and the carob cake

378 Reads 24 Votes 1 Part Story
Milton Marmalade By MiltonMarmalade Completed

A hilarious satire (well it made me laugh anyway) on New Age austerity and a paean in praise of chocolate.

chocfudgeO chocfudgeO Dec 24, 2015
Awwwww, she was right to lose her temper. BAN ALL CAROB BARS!!! cx ewwww
theattentivesoul theattentivesoul Nov 08, 2014
This. Is. Perfect. Perhaps because I had too too much carob foisted on me as a child by an overzealous aunt, or simply because you've written brilliant characters that remind me of my hometown in all its pretentious food co-op glory. Voted.
MiltonMarmalade MiltonMarmalade Oct 26, 2014
Yes, it's amazing how few people understand this fairly obvious phenomenon.
HiddenHideously HiddenHideously Feb 10, 2014
That last line... I am now officially convinced that you are J. K Rowling in disguise. *_* (insert emoticon abuse here)
baba5baba baba5baba Dec 07, 2013
There is chocolate in it :) , people will say no to a lot of things! To live how much longer? :)
MiltonMarmalade MiltonMarmalade Dec 03, 2013
Indeed. He knows about green beans from personal experience.