"you're the best brother in world, ashton"
*pulls out birth certificate* you leave mom I'm no longer your daughter that's how this works.
Can read all the words in the Percy Jackson series. Tries to read the second word in this sentence 😵
*dances* it's *drop kicks a pumpkin* gonna *turns on lamp* be *starts choking* michael *dies*
This is so sad and then he grew up without his dad around in real life too 😢😢😢
Yep, choose a guy you used to cheat over your children you gave birth to
why do i feel like the dad rode off into the sunset with his hair flowing in the wind saying "we'll meet again in another world" and then titanic music plays