you like emo stuff?
you think you look good in all black with snake bites?
is Johnnie Guilbert your soulmate?
then read this guide to being a badass bitch and a sexy mo-fo of an emo.
simple steps to having all bullies pick on you and your parents to be generally disappointed.
get real tips from an emo expert herself (a real trashcan with a fringe!)
(To all tumblr frens this entire thing is a joke sheesh)