How To Be Emo --- A very real guide to the alternative life

How To Be Emo --- A very real guide to the alternative life

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Dan By Band-Trash-4ever Updated Jan 25, 2017

you like emo stuff?
  you think you look good in all black with snake bites?
  is Johnnie Guilbert your soulmate?
  then read this guide to being a badass bitch and a sexy mo-fo of an emo.
  simple steps to having all bullies pick on you and your parents to be generally disappointed.
  get real tips from an emo expert herself (a real trashcan with a fringe!)
  (To all tumblr frens this entire thing is a joke sheesh)

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