30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

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Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

  • annoy
  • bellatrix
  • dark
  • death
  • dobby
  • draco
  • funny
  • ginny
  • granger
  • harry
  • hermione
  • lestrange
  • lucius
  • malfoy
  • potter
  • ron
  • snape
  • voldemort
  • weasley
I'm dieing. I'm not even halfway through this and it's just too funny. According to Harry, ofc
Well, according to Harry, you like pink. I just wanted to do what you wanted.
Bxlente Bxlente Aug 20
Your not in a romance and on the title of most fanfictions, but only Potter is, according to Harry.
LORD SHOW ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS 
                              I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              According to Harry
Bxlente Bxlente Aug 20
Moldywort: Where is my wand?
                              
                              BeBe(me): Nagini ate it!
                              
                              Moldywort: Nagini's dead.
                              
                              BeBe: Neville ate it then, duh.
Me: Voldemort, I'm sorry, but Lucius did it, according to Harry
                              
                              Voldy: DAMMIT STOP SAYING ACCORDING TO HARRY
                              
                              Me: *Runs away from the wrath*