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30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

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Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

  • annoy
  • bellatrix
  • dark
  • death
  • dobby
  • draco
  • funny
  • ginny
  • granger
  • harry
  • hermione
  • lestrange
  • lucius
  • malfoy
  • potter
  • ron
  • snape
  • voldemort
  • weasley
Cinderella:omigoah who are you?!😦
                              Voldemort:WHO THE HELL REPLACED MY WAND?!?!?! I AM THE DARK LO-
                              Cinderella:*GASP* MY FAIRY GODFATHER
Everyone's like "hELL YES" and my first thought was "aren't they cousins wAIT"
Aww I cant do it because I start crying whenever I hear it....
Trelawney:raaaiiise your waaaannddsss......clooooseeee your eeeeeyeess and-
                              
                              Snape:DUMBLEDORE
"Lemon drop,Severus? They're a kind of Muggle sweet i'm rather fond of."
                              "What. Is. This."
                              "Lily told me you enjoyed them-"
                              "SHUSH SURE JUST GIMME ALL OUR LEMON DROPPZZZZ"
"Actually Snape you're beautiful the way you are. And i could do with such beauty."
                              Rips a chunk of hair off XD