30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

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Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Harry Potter eats all his veggies Voldy!! You are a bad boy! You don't eat yours!! According to Harry Potter
ALREADY DO THAT, according to Harry Potter.
                               
                              Right Moldy Voldy, according to Harry Potter
I'd so do this...and hack into the security cameras to see his reaction.
HARRY POTTER IS THE MOST BRAVE, LOYAL, STAND OFFISH AND KIND PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR VICTIM! YOU HAVE NO NOSE, YOU HAVE RED EYES AND GREEN PALISH SKIN! YOU MURDER PEOPLE, WAIT NO HARRY DOES THAT TOO! According to harry
I know a really good plastics guy. His name is Mark Sloan...rip
Where is you nose Voldy, I heard it is in a box, According to Harry