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30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

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Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

What was that? I should steal your wand and let all the death eaters come and destroy Hogwarts. I'm kidding! Thats not what they really said.
 #31: Tell Rita Skeeter that Snape and Sirius had an affair in their seventh year.
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"How can you live with yourself Lucius?"
                              
                              "I don't know" (according to Harry)
That's a low blow I don't care if it's a joke
                              
                              This isn't funny
Wait a moment... Mrs. Norris... Is CHUCK NORRIS REINCARNATED... WHICH IS HOW SHE CATCHES STUDENTS!!!!!!
                              
                              MIND IS OFFICIALLY BLOWN