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30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

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Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

 #31: Tell Rita Skeeter that Snape and Sirius had an affair in their seventh year.
FrozenKate14 FrozenKate14 Nov 26, 2016
Me: I wonder what shampoo he uses to get his hair like that
                              Snape: What did you say young lady? 
                              Me: Um…I only was wondering what kind of shampoo you used to get your hair like that…according to Harry.
                              Harry: IT WASNT ME I SWEAR! 
                              Snape: Detention Mr. Potter!
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That's a low blow I don't care if it's a joke
                              
                              This isn't funny
FireGirl1223 FireGirl1223 Dec 13, 2016
50 points from Slytherin for poor fashion taste ~according to Harry
Wait a moment... Mrs. Norris... Is CHUCK NORRIS REINCARNATED... WHICH IS HOW SHE CATCHES STUDENTS!!!!!!
                              
                              MIND IS OFFICIALLY BLOWN