"Hello. You've reached the Superhero Hotline. How can we help make your day super?"
"Well, shit. I was informed by a friend-now former friend-that this was the line for obtaining some upgrades for my lab."
"Wait. You're a villain!"
"And you're a superhero."
"It's my responsibility to catch you, then. For the safety of all people everywhere."
"Ha, good luck with that."
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Highest Rank: #17 in Short Story [March 10th]
Started: January 21st, 2017
Ended: March 8th, 2017
Cover by @EnjxiiBlxck