The officers of Space Command do battle with immobilized spiders entrapped in ice - which is more dangerous than it sounds!
I'm now laughing so hard that my internal organs are cramping, and I've developed a Guinness Book case of diarrhea. Interesting note, my phone's auto correct holds two spellings of the word "diarrhoea" in it's dictionary.
This paragraph is confusing, just a bit: the phrase" the thawing Kendall" makes it seem as though Kendall was frozen and is thawing. Just saying.
Holy crap. My eyes are so full of tears that I am physically incapable of reading anymore.
Oh dear GOD, I hope that this was intended to be humorous, because I am laughing so hard that I can't breathe.
I love that the planet is actually called the "Planet of Frozen Spiders. "
Sweet ending and entirely justifiable- who are these people who just turn up and think they can stick you in a giant jam jar.
Arachnids of the Galaxy Unite!
P.S. Where did he major in Boisterous Camaraderie- I might just see if I can get on that course.