The Planet of the Frozen Spiders

The Planet of the Frozen Spiders

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Brian K. Henry By abstractplane Completed

The officers of Space Command do battle with immobilized spiders entrapped in ice - which is more dangerous than it sounds!

1_shotkill 1_shotkill Oct 24, 2015
I'm now laughing so hard that my internal organs are cramping, and I've developed a Guinness Book case of diarrhea. Interesting note, my phone's auto correct holds two spellings of the word "diarrhoea" in it's dictionary.
1_shotkill 1_shotkill Oct 24, 2015
This paragraph is confusing,  just a bit:  the phrase" the thawing Kendall"  makes it seem as though Kendall was frozen and is thawing. Just saying.
1_shotkill 1_shotkill Oct 24, 2015
Holy crap. My eyes are so full of tears that I am physically incapable of reading anymore.
1_shotkill 1_shotkill Oct 24, 2015
Oh dear GOD, I hope that this was intended to be humorous,  because I am laughing so hard that I can't breathe.
1_shotkill 1_shotkill Oct 24, 2015
I love that the planet is actually called the "Planet of Frozen Spiders. "
Daedelusk Daedelusk Nov 22, 2014
Sweet ending and entirely justifiable- who are these people who just turn up and think they can stick you in a giant jam jar.
                              
                              Arachnids of the Galaxy Unite!
                              
                              P.S. Where did he major in Boisterous Camaraderie- I might just see if I can get on that course.