Tim is really dumb and he should have died at the beginning of this novel, because science, but he didn't, because superpowers. He does the cool kid thing and uses his powers for good, despite the nagging of his probably-evil best friend to have some fun and do otherwise. Pull on your dorky spandex and strap on your idealistic humour, as we join Tim on his adventures with:
☇Supervillains who want to kill him
☇Hot girls who want to kill him
☇And even his mother, who yes, probably wants to kill him.
Because, as nobody ever said: Some heroes are born, some are made... and some are just idiots.
Trigger warning - Contains cliffhangers, humour, badass fight scenes, epic plot twists and a lifetime's supply of dating advice. Read at your own risk...
- Description + Boring Author Stuff
- 1. Light-bulbs and Their Sockets
- 2. Why Didn't I Think of That?
- 3. Caught in the Middle
- 4. Heroic... I Hope
- 5. Self-Control
- 6. Roy
- 7. False Answers
- 8. Trains and Why I Love Them
- 9. Xylophone Vision
- 10. Costume Shopping
- 11. Free Falling 101
- 12. Flying 101
- 13. Just Your Typical Sunday Morning
- 14. Captain Catastrophe
- 15. Media Coverage
- 16. Another Case of Shadowed Alley Syndrome
- 17. The Saga of the Text Wars
- 18. The Return of Captain Cliché
- 19. Facing My Mother
- 20. Boot Camp
- 21. Double Grounded (Pun Intended)
- 22. Just When I Thought Life was Settling Down...
- 23. Lightning Strike
- 24. Not the Only Hero in Town
- 25. All Fired Up...
- 26. The Power of Common Sense
- 27. Almighty Telepaths?
- 28. Dating Advice
- 29. Some Things Never Change
- 30. Meltdown
- 31. King of the Drama-Queens
- 32. Actions and Consequences
- 33. Not Another Super Who Wants to Kill Me...
- 34. How NOT to Spend Your Friday Afternoon
- 35. Identity Theft
- 36. This Fire is Outta Control
- 37. Bad Luck and Warped Heroism - it Runs in the Family
- 38. 2 Kewl 4 Skool
- 39. Anger and Hate
- 40. M is for...
- 41. Gotta Love Skyscrapers
- 42. Unlikely Appearance
- 43. The Power of Being Good
- 44. I Knew the Moustache Was Fake
- 45. The Last Stand of Moustache Man
- 46. The Tim Brand of Bad-Good Luck
- Author's Note (Holy Crap I Finished a Book!?)
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