Should Have Been The Bad Guy | ✔

Should Have Been The Bad Guy | ✔

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Olive Goodwin (Ollo) By OutrageousOllo Completed

Tim is really dumb and he should have died at the beginning of this novel, because science, but he didn't, because superpowers. He does the cool kid thing and uses his powers for good, despite the nagging of his probably-evil best friend to have some fun and do otherwise. Pull on your dorky spandex and strap on your idealistic humour, as we join Tim on his adventures with:


☇Dead snails

☇Uncontrollable superpowers

☇Annoying siblings

☇Supervillains who want to kill him

☇Hot girls who want to kill him

☇And even his mother, who yes, probably wants to kill him. 

    
Because, as nobody ever said: Some heroes are born, some are made... and some are just idiots. 

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Trigger warning -  Contains cliffhangers, humour, badass fight scenes, epic plot twists and a lifetime's supply of dating advice. Read at your own risk...

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I should say this to my brother, then point at him and say, "If you become a superhero… just know it's because you're a complete idiot who surprisingly has not died yet,"
But you just said that, so that's at least one person who has said that.
Diana_Cress Diana_Cress Aug 31
I'm going to stay with this book forever no matter what happens because that first line is golden 👌
Okay. The story hasn't even started yet this already seems amazing. Kinda reminds me of Deadpool, because some are just born idiot. That was hilarious.
I thought you meant Tim Drake at first, but then Tim would be smart (his detective skills are better than his mentor's. And his mentor is Batman!) and wouldn't have superpowers. 
                              Whoops, is my D.C. side showing XD