The Idiot's Dictionary

The Idiot's Dictionary

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David Deubelbeiss By DavidDeubelbeiss Updated Feb 20, 2012

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone. "It means just what I choose it to mean - neither more or less."

"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."

                         -- Lewis Carroll, Alice In Wonderland

  • alphabet
  • dictionary
  • imagination
  • literature
  • non-ficition
  • onomatopoeia
  • original
  • poetry
  • semantics
  • semiotics
  • surrealism
  • vocabulary
  • words
ellenpham ellenpham Mar 16, 2013
@DavidDeubelbeiss  I just got reported as offensive and am under review.... is there a way for that to be sexy? I mean, in the mind, where I like to keep it...
                              Honestly, David, this dictionary is SO ENTERTAINING! And even ENLIGHTENING! And I'm only  half way through the A s!
WednesdayGirl WednesdayGirl Feb 08, 2012
This is really creative genius. I really really think this is something great! You certainly deserve more views and votes. It's something really... I can't explain it... interesting! I also love the Alice in Wonderland Quote!