The Pea

The Pea

5.6K Reads 372 Votes 6 Part Story
Ghostface By livingthethuglyfe Updated Mar 22, 2016

The Princess and the Pea is so overrated. My not so majestic tale begins with a pea, only it doesn't determine my royalty. No, it determines the pathetic strength of my step-sister straight out of Cinderella. It determines my patience which snaps and wins me a one-way ticket out of the Palace of Hell and into the cozy cottage of a sweet old couple along with their mysterious handsome son who is supposed to be my Prince Charming. Only he's not really a prince and is far from charming and fights for money. Only I'm far from being a graceful majestic smiling princess. Only the love part is nothing whatever the hell they prepared you for in the fairytales. This is my royal psychotic adventure with a cynical boy and of course lots of icky green peas.

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  • romance
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GretaLane GretaLane Jun 21, 2017
This is extremely ironic but I used to like this kid named Andrew and I have a friend named Avery who I used to talk about him with all the time 
                              Plus I live in a basic hell hole with chaotic fighting all the time 
                              So this Tory actually relates.to my life  unlike most of the other ones I've read
Midnightmoonstone09 Midnightmoonstone09 Sep 11, 2016
It's barely the third paragraph and I'm already loving the book
Savannah_Ross Savannah_Ross Aug 25, 2015
This is insanely good, please don't get discouraged by the fact it has less reads and votes than your other books, keep posting because WE ALL THINK THIS IS FAB ✨✨✨✨✨✨
_CarriedOverboard_ _CarriedOverboard_ Aug 18, 2015
Oh my lord the heavens have bestowed upon me this majestic fwah! Story . I can't wait for the next chapter! <3
swt1princess swt1princess Jul 29, 2015
I love this! It's so unique, and you always put a good twist in your books! Looking forward to the next chapter.
LostInOurDreamsxx LostInOurDreamsxx Jul 28, 2015
This is amazing so far! And I really like that it has a different take on the Cinderella story. Can't wait for the next chapter :)