British Guys Aren't Cute

British Guys Aren't Cute

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Loki of Asgard By UnicornFartGlitter Completed

'Fact: British guys are not cute. Never have been; never will be!' 

Meet Nora. During the day, she's a crazed, Irish student trying to survive the insanity which is London. At night, she's a blogger, trying to prove to the world that British guys are just not as cute as everyone seems to think they are! And then, while running late to one of her classes, she runs into Milo, full-time womaniser, part-time crown prince of the UK...

  • abuse
  • accent
  • actor
  • aim
  • argument
  • awesome
  • ball
  • balling
  • balls
  • beatles
  • best
  • blog
  • blogger
  • blood
  • bloody
  • body
  • boyfriend
  • boys
  • brady
  • break
  • brit
  • british
  • britishness
  • brother
  • brotherther
  • burning
  • car
  • circle
  • coffee
  • coldplay
  • crazy
  • crown
  • cry
  • crying
  • cute
  • dad
  • dan
  • date
  • dead
  • death
  • depressed
  • die
  • dress
  • dresses
  • drink
  • driving
  • drugs
  • drunk
  • elephant
  • end
  • ending
  • evil
  • fairy
  • family
  • fan
  • father
  • fight
  • finished
  • free
  • friends
  • funny
  • gay
  • girl
  • glasses
  • gold
  • guilty
  • gun
  • guys
  • heartbroken
  • hey
  • hospital
  • hot
  • hungover
  • hurt
  • idiot
  • insane
  • ireland
  • irish
  • jude
  • kids
  • killer
  • killers
  • king
  • kiss
  • kissing
  • late
  • life
  • lion
  • lmafo
  • london
  • love
  • married
  • mean
  • milo
  • model
  • morning
  • mother
  • mum
  • murder
  • mystery
  • newspaper
  • nirvana
  • nora
  • nun
  • over
  • pain
  • paint
  • paintballing
  • pancakes
  • panic
  • paradise
  • police
  • poltics
  • preggers
  • press
  • price
  • prince
  • princess
  • queen
  • rolling
  • royal
  • running
  • sad
  • sean
  • shadow
  • shooting
  • shopping
  • shot
  • singing
  • skye
  • sleep
  • sleepy
  • smile
  • stab
  • stabbed
  • stars
  • stones
  • stupid
  • sunflowers
  • tears
  • terminator
  • therapy
  • throne
  • tom
  • tyler
  • unicorn
  • unicorns
  • univercity
  • university
I read the title - GEE THANKS AUTHOR. WHAT ABOUT BRITISH WOMEN??? XD XD
whoisjoey whoisjoey Feb 19
omfg!! this is totally what i think honestly 
                              
                              y'all want a british boy then have at it sure some of them are cute but most of them are massive dicks so y'all decide
1-800-bepettygethelp 1-800-bepettygethelp Dec 30, 2017
🎵I dont care what you say anymore this is my lifeeeeeeee.....🎵
l34h-5ul4k l34h-5ul4k Dec 30, 2017
Because they lost track of time and were to busy frolicking off in the woods
I met a british guy online, once and he's really attractive. He's the only british guy I know that is attractive lol.
1-800-bepettygethelp 1-800-bepettygethelp Dec 30, 2017
Dan is the man man is the Dan...oh oh peter piper picka pepper