Naked and Kidnapped [ONGOING MAJOR EDITING]

Naked and Kidnapped [ONGOING MAJOR EDITING]

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Mahi Mistry By Lord_Raccoon Updated Nov 12

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#1 in HUMOR
I hope so.
Imagine this: You are taking a nice and warm bubble bath with lavender bath bomb.

Suddenly, you hear some shuffling and footsteps from your room. Also, that someone is attacking your parents and you need to save them and be the hero. . .but you are too lazy and continue humming 'Dragon Ball Z's' theme song.

Taking sweet time, you step out of your bathroom wrapping a towel around your Edward-Cullen-Shinning body.

Anddddd you find Voldemort and Nick Fury standing in your room; strangest part is that you-know-who has a nose. Nope! You don't see that but unearthly thing than that happens.

You see, four handsome and 'Fine Specimen' standing in your room in all their suave glory. . .with a gun and smirking like they just ate your cookie dough ice cream.

What do you do? Scream?!

Pffsh, hell naw!

With a blank expression you ask them out of the blue, "Batman or Superman?"

Now, this would never happen with anyone in real life. . .but fortunately it did with Angelynn Clyde Dabkowski. Strange name, I tell you.

What happens next? We don't know. Out of which, Batman or Superman will these 'Fine Specimen' choose? Will someone die? Whom will Angelynn choose? And most importantly, who ate the cookie dough ice-cream?

Wait right there, what would you do?

Let's join Angelynn with these 'Fine Specimen' kidnappers. . .and find out!
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Me af for real I yelled at my oldest brother to come in my bathroom when I was in the bath just to ask him Batman or Superman and the cake or ice cream
Emonkey1 Emonkey1 5 days ago
First I would ask "give me my friking cookie dough" than I would say " Let me put some close on and than you can kidnap me"
SoldierBaeNaidoo SoldierBaeNaidoo 4 days ago
my math teacher from primary skool had this as her ringtone becoz she had a 4 year old daughter
Sugargirl34 Sugargirl34 17 hours ago
Zachary if you pronounce it in Greek it actually means sugar
The thing is I go for personality first if you he's handsome that is totally a bonus
Cursed_Death_Girl Cursed_Death_Girl 2 days ago
I LOVE THIS BOOK IT REMINDS ME OF MYSELF I watch horror movies to make me laugh and I'm dating my bed 😂😂 *mumbles* I have no life...