Naked and Kidnapped

Naked and Kidnapped

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Mahi By Lord_Raccoon Updated Oct 11

*Wattpad Featured Novel*
#1 in HUMOR
I hope so.
Imagine this: You are taking a nice and warm bubble bath with lavender bath bomb.

Suddenly, you hear some shuffling and footsteps from your room. Also, that someone is attacking your parents and you need to save them and be the hero. . .but you are too lazy and continue humming 'Dragon Ball Z's' theme song.

Taking sweet time, you step out of your bathroom wrapping a towel around your Edward-Cullen-Shinning body.

Anddddd you find Voldemort and Nick Fury standing in your room; strangest part is that you-know-who has a nose. Nope! You don't see that but unearthly thing than that happens.

You see, four handsome and 'Fine Specimen' standing in your room in all their suave glory. . .with a gun and smirking like they just ate your cookie dough ice cream.

What do you do? Scream?!

Pffsh, hell naw!

With a blank expression you ask them out of the blue, "Batman or Superman?"

Now, this would never happen with anyone in real life. . .but fortunately it did with Angelynn Clyde Dabkowski. Strange name, I tell you.

What happens next? We don't know. Out of which, Batman or Superman will these 'Fine Specimen' choose? Will someone die? Whom will Angelynn choose? And most importantly, who ate the cookie dough ice-cream?

Wait right there, what would you do?

Let's join Angelynn with these 'Fine Specimen' kidnappers. . .and find out!

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puplover18 puplover18 Aug 19
I just came back from CAP CTWG Encampment and they say that all the time so 
                              DONT DEHYDRATE DELTA
…you would have to give me (curly) fries every fay, be lez for me, and give me one million dollars (jk, you just need to bring me fries)
Oh dear I hope everything turns out alright!!! By the way you are very talented!!!!
HARRY POTTER!!!!! I love you already 😂😂💖💖🤣😍😍😍😍😍
Theunicorn67 Theunicorn67 12 hours ago
Me: *hums Miraculous Ladybug theme song* *breaks into full song halfway through*
annalove575 annalove575 Nov 07
even if the story isn't good (which I'm sure won't happen) I think I'll still love it... the Author makes it worth if