Naked and Kidnapped

Naked and Kidnapped

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Mahi By Lord_Raccoon Updated May 16

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Imagine this: You are taking a nice and warm bubble bath with lavender bath bomb.

Suddenly, you hear some shuffling and footsteps from your room. Also, that someone is attacking your parents and you need to save them and be the hero. . .but you are too lazy and continue humming 'Dragon Ball Z's' theme song.

Taking sweet time, you step out of your bathroom wrapping a towel around your Edward-Cullen-Shinning body.

Anddddd you find Voldemort and Nick Fury standing in your room; strangest part is that you-know-who has a nose. Nope! You don't see that but unearthly thing than that happens.

You see, four handsome and 'Fine Specimen' standing in your room in all their suave glory. . .with a gun and smirking like they just ate your cookie dough ice cream.

What do you do? Scream?!

Pffsh, hell naw!

With a blank expression you ask them out of the blue, "Batman or Superman?"

Now, this would never happen with anyone in real life. . .but fortunately it did with Angelynn Clyde Dabkowski. Strange name, I tell you.

What happens next? We don't know. Out of which, Batman or Superman will these 'Fine Specimen' choose? Will someone die? Whom will Angelynn choose? And most importantly, who ate the cookie dough ice-cream?

Wait right there, what would you do?

Let's join Angelynn with these 'Fine Specimen' kidnappers. . .and find out!

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At first I thought this was the beginning of the book and I was a little confused
Kk. But you'll have to wait a few years or else it'd be illegal.
puplover18 puplover18 3 days ago
I just came back from CAP CTWG Encampment and they say that all the time so 
                              
                              
                              
                              DONT DEHYDRATE DELTA
tialife_lol tialife_lol Jul 25
Nobody has told me so many times that they love me and I think clearly I love you too
cailey311 cailey311 Aug 13
@Alicequintero_latina omfg sammee... I’ve heard it from my family and teachers in grade school... I’m now in high school and I still don’t see a resemblance tbhh 😂😆😅
cailey311 cailey311 Aug 13
@Jims-Jams--Tim-Tams well shït now that you brought it up they do and I can’t choose between Dylan O’ Brian and Logan Lerman !!!!😱😱😓😖😭😫 They’re both too smexy!!!!😆😩😩