Naked and Kidnapped

Naked and Kidnapped

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Mahi By Lord_Raccoon Updated Oct 11, 2018

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I hope so.
Imagine this: You are taking a nice and warm bubble bath with lavender bath bomb.

Suddenly, you hear some shuffling and footsteps from your room. Also, that someone is attacking your parents and you need to save them and be the hero. . .but you are too lazy and continue humming 'Dragon Ball Z's' theme song.

Taking sweet time, you step out of your bathroom wrapping a towel around your Edward-Cullen-Shinning body.

Anddddd you find Voldemort and Nick Fury standing in your room; strangest part is that you-know-who has a nose. Nope! You don't see that but unearthly thing than that happens.

You see, four handsome and 'Fine Specimen' standing in your room in all their suave glory. . .with a gun and smirking like they just ate your cookie dough ice cream.

What do you do? Scream?!

Pffsh, hell naw!

With a blank expression you ask them out of the blue, "Batman or Superman?"

Now, this would never happen with anyone in real life. . .but fortunately it did with Angelynn Clyde Dabkowski. Strange name, I tell you.

What happens next? We don't know. Out of which, Batman or Superman will these 'Fine Specimen' choose? Will someone die? Whom will Angelynn choose? And most importantly, who ate the cookie dough ice-cream?

Wait right there, what would you do?

Let's join Angelynn with these 'Fine Specimen' kidnappers. . .and find out!

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DepressedKilljoy DepressedKilljoy Dec 16, 2018
She wants us to stay hydrated because she knows we'll laugh so much our voices become hoarse
Weirdest-Zia Weirdest-Zia Dec 24, 2018
You have to buy me Chinese food before I accept that offer.👏
KailynMarion2 KailynMarion2 Dec 11, 2018
Would you save a peice of pizza for me even though im not with you?
I_Need_Help3 I_Need_Help3 Dec 29, 2018
MarcelaKseniaDiana MarcelaKseniaDiana Dec 23, 2018
Read: Dab-kofski (just write like that in English Google Translator and you'll know how to spell)
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I’m sorry Xavier is spelt with an x and a z that’s weird I mean I get it with just and x and just a z but both