Naked and Kidnapped [ONGOING MAJOR EDITING]

Naked and Kidnapped [ONGOING MAJOR EDITING]

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Mahi By Lord_Raccoon Updated 2 hours ago

*Wattpad Featured Novel*
#1 in HUMOR
I hope so.
Imagine this: You are taking a nice and warm bubble bath with lavender bath bomb.

Suddenly, you hear some shuffling and footsteps from your room. Also, that someone is attacking your parents and you need to save them and be the hero. . .but you are too lazy and continue humming 'Dragon Ball Z's' theme song.

Taking sweet time, you step out of your bathroom wrapping a towel around your Edward-Cullen-Shinning body.

Anddddd you find Voldemort and Nick Fury standing in your room; strangest part is that you-know-who has a nose. Nope! You don't see that but unearthly thing than that happens.

You see, four handsome and 'Fine Specimen' standing in your room in all their suave glory. . .with a gun and smirking like they just ate your cookie dough ice cream.

What do you do? Scream?!

Pffsh, hell naw!

With a blank expression you ask them out of the blue, "Batman or Superman?"

Now, this would never happen with anyone in real life. . .but fortunately it did with Angelynn Clyde Dabkowski. Strange name, I tell you.

What happens next? We don't know. Out of which, Batman or Superman will these 'Fine Specimen' choose? Will someone die? Whom will Angelynn choose? And most importantly, who ate the cookie dough ice-cream?

Wait right there, what would you do?

Let's join Angelynn with these 'Fine Specimen' kidnappers. . .and find out!

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Um definitely not me *nervously backs up with hands messy with ice cream (cause I'm an animal) hidden behind back*
hannahrain12 hannahrain12 2 days ago
He has a daughter...who else cried when they found that out 😂
iiMissiq iiMissiq 2 days ago
This is me😂 it’s so funny when the girl is so stupid, and does the opposite (aka the dumb decision) of what everyone is screaming at the screen, telling her not to do it
Brazy_Citch Brazy_Citch Feb 06
I have a feeling they're all a part of her overactive imagination 🙄
LFlores22 LFlores22 Feb 22
If Hes your second boyfriend then that means he is CHETING ON ME!!!!!!!
Karleigh_rayne Karleigh_rayne 3 days ago