Everyone has a match- not everyone finds them- but Dan does, and it turns out his symbol belongs to the least likely person he’d encounter.
In my group of friends one of them is always better at something than me
Oh Phil.... Philip sweeitie, what's on your wrist sweetheart?
Ladies, if a boy ever makes fun of you or says, "Time of the month?" Then just say, "No, but I know you're on yours since you're being so fūcking rude to me."
who even uses facebook anymore f ck that go anti-socialness!
You can almost hear the evil laughter of the author 😂👏
In would have said
Well you kind of have me pressed up against a locker rn, sorry but this is a public place. But if you're that desperate for me, then you can meet me in the boys toilets in 5. Well have or real answer then