Potter's Field

PREPARE FOR THE WEIRDEST, MOST RANDOM FANTASY EVER! What do you get when you combine a sadistic magician, a kleptomaniac girl who wants to take him for all he's worth, a magicless wizard, an undead butler, a researcher out for the secret to immortality, a talking wyvern, a cavernous library, and an island graveyard? Well, for starters, you get a story like Potter's Field.