Knock-knock jokes (Pinoy)

Knock-knock jokes (Pinoy)

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Blues_Clues24 By Blues_Clues24 Updated Nov 30, 2013

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Hayop, Mirror

Hayop, Mirror who?

"I got the HAYOP the tiger, A fighter. Dancing through the fire cause i am a champion and you're gonna hear MIRROR."

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Knock-knock

Who's there?

Chicken

Chicken who?

CHICKENya pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin

CHICKENya pa rin babalik bulong ng puso ko..... (Sa kanya)

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Knock-knock

Who's there?

Inday

Inday who?

Indaaaaaay, Found a very special love in you.... (Sarah Geronimo)

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Knock-knock

Who's there?

coca-cola, lasagna

coca-cola, lasagna who?

coca-cola lasagna ang yong minahal di ka na muling luluha pa (kung ako na lang sana)

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Knock-knock

Who's there?

OLONGAPO!

Olongapo who?

"Smack that, Olongapooo! Smack that, Olongapoooo!"

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Knock-knock

Who's there?

SAFARI who?

got my hands up, they're playing my song and now i'm gonna be ok. yeah! it's SAFARI in the usa. (party in the USA)

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Knock-kn...

    MrWitty MrWitty Jan 27, 2015
    Eto... (Nagtanong Ang teacher) Ano Ang pa bandang hayop?
                                  (May nagtaas ng kamay)Kuto... Teacher : Mali, itim sya...
                                  Student : Itim na Kuto... Teacher : nasa lupa... Student : Kutong-lupa Teacher : Nag end sa letter w Student : Kutow Teacher :
                                  Malaki Sya... Student : Malaking Kuto !
    MichelleJarabe MichelleJarabe Jan 20, 2015
    ako ren meron:P
                                  knock_knock
                                  whose there?
                                  tiger leon pating at kambing
                                  tiger leon pating at kambing who ?
                                  (kailan) kailan mo bah mapapansin ang aking lihim tiger leon pating kambing di mo parin ako pinapansin:P :P
    Dyn123 Dyn123 Jan 18, 2015
    ako rin meron :)
                                  
                                  knock-knock
                                  
                                  whose there??
                                  
                                  HONDA
                                  
                                  HONDA WHO??
                                  
                                  HONDA WINGS OF LOVE
    mariakarie mariakarie Jan 06, 2015
    Ako po meron! :)
                                  
                                  Knock knock
                                  Who's there?
                                  Gary V
                                  Gary V who?
                                  
                                  
                                  Sa Gary V bida ang saya! :D
                                  
                                  ~HAHAHA! supalpal po kasi ako sa kapatid ko e, XD