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    i hired a hitman on myself // joshler [✓]
    i hired a hitman on myself // joshl...
    smilingtyler
    • Reads
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    • Votes
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    • Parts
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    • Time
      Time 3h 28m
      3 hours, 28 minutes3h 28m
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    • Reads
      Reads 250,993
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    • Parts
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    • Time
      Time 3h 28m
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    smilingtyler
    Complete
    Complete, First published Dec 11, 2016
    this is why you should never trust the roommate you got off of craigslist.
        
        3/09/17 {#816 in fanfiction}
        3/18/17 {#206 in fanfiction}
        3/25/17 {#185 in fanfiction}
        3/29/17 {#163 in fanfiction}
        4/14/17 {#92 in fanfiction}
        
        hit 50k: 04/04/17
        hit 100k: 6/15/17
        hit 200k: 04/05/19
        
        book started: 10/29/16
        book finished: 03/25/17
        
        ©smilingtyler
    All Rights Reserved
    • 21pilots
    • brallon
    • brendonurie
    • dallonweekes
    • fanfiction
    • frankiero
    • frerard
    • geradway
    • halsanie
    • halsey
    • joshdun
    • joshler
    • lgbt
    • melaniemartinez
    • patrickstump
    • peterick
    • petewentz
    • ryden
    • tylerjoseph
    • wattys2017
    21pilotsbrallonbrendonuriedallonweekesfanfictionfrankierofrerardgeradwayhalsaniehalseyjoshdunjoshlerlgbtmelaniemartinezpatrickstumppeterickpetewentzrydentylerjosephwattys2017
    Table of contents
    • introduction + cast
      Mon, Dec 12, 2016
    • I
      Mon, Dec 12, 2016
    • II
      Wed, Dec 14, 2016
    • III
      Wed, Dec 14, 2016
    • IV
      Sat, Dec 17, 2016
    • V
      Thu, Jan 19, 2017
    • VI
      Fri, Jan 20, 2017
    • VII
      Mon, Jan 23, 2017
    • VIII
      Wed, Jan 25, 2017
    • IX
      Thu, Jan 26, 2017
    • X
      Fri, Jan 27, 2017
    • XI
      Sat, Jan 28, 2017
    • XII
      Sun, Jan 29, 2017
    • XIII
      Mon, Jan 30, 2017
    • XIV
      Tue, Jan 31, 2017
    • XV
      Wed, Feb 1, 2017
    • XVI
      Sat, Feb 4, 2017
    • XVII
      Sat, Feb 4, 2017
    • XVIII
      Sun, Feb 5, 2017
    • XIX
      Sun, Feb 5, 2017
    • XX
      Mon, Feb 6, 2017
    • XXI
      Wed, Feb 8, 2017
    • XXII
      Thu, Feb 9, 2017
    • XXIII
      Sat, Feb 11, 2017
    • XXIV
      Mon, Feb 13, 2017
    • XXV
      Wed, Feb 15, 2017
    • XXVI
      Fri, Feb 17, 2017
    • XXVII
      Mon, Feb 20, 2017
    • XXVIII
      Mon, Feb 20, 2017
    • XXIX
      Thu, Feb 23, 2017
    • XXX
      Sat, Feb 25, 2017
    • XXXI
      Sun, Feb 26, 2017
    • XXXII
      Mon, Feb 27, 2017
    • XXXIII
      Wed, Mar 1, 2017
    • XXXIV
      Fri, Mar 3, 2017
    • XXXV
      Mon, Mar 6, 2017
    • XXXVI
      Mon, Mar 6, 2017
    • XXXVII
      Tue, Mar 7, 2017
    • XXXVIII
      Thu, Mar 9, 2017
    • XXXIX
      Sat, Mar 11, 2017
    • XL
      Sat, Mar 11, 2017
    • XLI
      Mon, Mar 13, 2017
    • XLII
      Mon, Mar 13, 2017
    • XLIII
      Thu, Mar 16, 2017
    • XLIV
      Fri, Mar 17, 2017
    • XLV
      Sat, Mar 18, 2017
    • XLVI
      Sun, Mar 19, 2017
    • XLVII
      Mon, Mar 20, 2017
    • XLVIII
      Wed, Mar 22, 2017
    • XLIX
      Fri, Mar 24, 2017
    • L
      Sat, Mar 25, 2017
    • sequel?
      Sat, Mar 25, 2017
    • sequel!
      Sun, Mar 26, 2017

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    this is why you should never trust the roommate you got off of craigslist.
        
        3/09/17 {#816 in fanfiction}
        3/18/17 {#206 in fanfiction}
        3/25/17 {#185 in fanfiction}
        3/29/17 {#163 in fanfiction}
        4/14/17 {#92 in fanfiction}
        
        hit 50k: 04/04/17
        hit 100k: 6/15/17
        hit 200k: 04/05/19
        
        book started: 10/29/16
        book finished: 03/25/17
        
        ©smilingtyler

    53 parts

    • L
      Sat, Mar 25, 2017
    • sequel?
      Sat, Mar 25, 2017
    • sequel!
      Sun, Mar 26, 2017
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