"Hello there, my bitch best friend."
"Oh, look who's here. Anong masamang hangin ang nagdala sayo dito?"
"*smirk* Let's go to a party?"
"Are we gonna do it already?"
"What do you think?"
"Ohoo, I like that. Oh no, scratch that. I love that."
*Smirk* Sabi na nga ba at maaasahan ko itong babaeng ito sa mga ganitong bagay eh.
"So, where's your car?"
"Err, gonna buy a new one."
"Aish, you crashed again while in the race?"
"What can I do? They just keep bumping on me. But, you know what? I won again. So, don't worry about my effin' car. In fact, I can buy even more cars because of this money."
And then I showed her a picture on my phone.
You know what is in the picture?
Well, it's just ten bags full of money.
Wala eh, minaliit ako.
Ayun, andaming pumusta sa kalaban.
Pero dahil nanalo ako, akin na ang lahat ng mga yun.
Walang pumusta sakin eh.
"Wow. Ikaw na talaga."
"I know right. Hahaha. So, let's go?"
"Ok, I'll just get my car."