"Whoa, Sawyer, your fucking pants are red, man."
The color drained from my face and I tried to recall the last time I had my period.
"Dude, are you bleeding from your dick? Should I call 911?"
Being a girl is pretty hard.
Being dared to disguise as a boy for a whole school year is even harder.
Falling in love with a boy while being disguised as one is unbearable.
- Chapter One|| Nice Rack
- Chapter Two||Blackmail
- Chapter Three|| Pussy Ass Bitch
- Chapter Four|| Suck my Ass
- Chapter Five|| See you in Hell
- Chapter Six|| Alright, Hannah Montana
- Chapter Seven|| Bamboozled Again
- Chapter Eight|| What the Fuck, Sawyer
- Chapter Nine|| I'll Suck your Dick
- Chapter Ten|| Doug Dimmadone
- Chapter Eleven|| I bet my Dick is Bigger
- Chapter Twelve|| You can't Touch my Tits
- Chapter Thirteen|| She Sounds like a Whore
- Chapter Fourteen|| Lady Chuginton
- Chapter Fifteen|| Bitch ain't Crazy
- Chapter Sixteen|| Wow, I Really am a Whore
- Chapter Seventeen|| I'll Show you my Dick
- Chapter Eighteen|| Trick ass Motherfucker
- Chapter Nineteen|| I'm Still a Virgin
- Chapter Twenty|| OH NAW
- Book Trailer- Urgent!
- Chapter Twenty-One|| Bipolar Bitch
- Chapter Twenty-Two|| You're Transgender?
- Bonus Chapter|| Watch Mommy get Fucked up