[COMPLETED] undertale bible

[COMPLETED] undertale bible

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oops By -sonozakis Updated Aug 07, 2017

[❀] Papyrus is the type to eat gummybears in pairs so they don't die alone. 
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[❀] Papyrus is the type to unplug Sans' life support just to charge his Nintendo DS.
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[❀] [Accurate summary of Undertale]
Flowey: *flips light switch on and off* welcome to hell! welcome to hell! welcome to hell!
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[❀] [Chara as a doctor]
Chara: The problem is you seem to be lacking Vitamin see.
Frisk: ...
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[❀] [Sans as a doctor]
Sans: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: It hurts when I do this...
Sans: Then don't do that. 
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[❀] You: *sends Sans to get pads*
Sans: What size pussy u wear?

[And way more not-funny-yet-still-somehow-funny jokes inside~!]

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I would just jump out of my coffin and be a zombie then play undertale 2 and when I am finished jump back in my coffin.
AwkwardDreamer31st AwkwardDreamer31st Aug 07, 2017
THIS IS WHY UNDERTALE IS THE MOST HOLY-EST RELIGION AND THAT IS WHY A CERTAIN FAMOUS POPE WAS GIVEN THE GAME!!! (A certain game/movie theorist has given a certain famous pope the game Undertale *cough* *cough*)
AwkwardDreamer31st AwkwardDreamer31st Aug 07, 2017
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PotatoTrash0 PotatoTrash0 Oct 06, 2017
Did I fall out of heaven? No. I crawled my way back up from the deepest depths of hell because Undertale 2.
BOOKMONSTER5612 BOOKMONSTER5612 Sep 01, 2017
YYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AwkwardDreamer31st AwkwardDreamer31st Aug 07, 2017
Nah this is what I would actually do:
                              
                              Me: *jumps out of coffin and hugs Toby while taking a selfie with him and getting an internal fangirling moment*