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Michell Plested By mplested Completed

When a semi-sentient starship loses its crew it must find a new one quickly. The nearest planet with intelligence is a small blue globe third out from its parent star. The ship, intelligence fading, kidnaps five humans from the mountains of the Appalachians and re-enters civilization. Unfortunately, said humans are questionably sentient and might not be the best ambassadors Earth could possibly have. When they are through nothing in the galaxy will be quite the same.

Paloma-Eve Paloma-Eve Apr 03
that blonde cheerleader from glee said that dolphins are gay sharks
Paloma-Eve Paloma-Eve Apr 03
and Dont forget to mention ,it was inhabited by a bunch of douchbag animals , like dolphins and idiots human beings .
XxRavenxX711 XxRavenxX711 Aug 24, 2016
Michael Shanks? Like, Star Gate Michael Shanks? WHOO, THIS BOOK IS AWESOME ALREADY
RobertChancellor8 RobertChancellor8 Mar 31, 2016
Awesome book so far. I lived in wv. They are great folks. Caring. Warm. But i could not help feeling like i was the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!
Does it get any better than this? A well written comedy adventure with a plot line that is just too perfect! Also I freaking love your writing style!
TuMaPris TuMaPris May 25, 2016
Thanks for the definition. I'm from the South, but had no idea what a Still is.