Disclaimer: To any who may be offended by jokes that are racist in nature, I strongly advise you to ignore this book and search for a different and more PC-friendly book. THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO SOME COMMENTS MADE BY PARTIES WHO WERE OFFENDED BY SOME OF THE BOOKS CONTENTS.
For the sick sick monsters of this world, so here you go. (Which also includes me since I laugh at most of these jokes, at least most of it)
Just a taste of what to expect
Read the joke. And laugh if you like it or to at least understand why I'm making this.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everybody gets them.
What's worse than ten toddlers nailed to a tree?
One toddler nailed to ten trees.
- A "Dark humor is like ..." Dark Humor Joke and "The Local Zoo"
- A "Dark humor jokes are like ..." Dark Humor Joke and "The Kidnapping"
- A "Dark humor is like ..." Dark Humor Joke and "The Fireplace"
- Another "Dark humor is like ..." Dark Humor Joke and "Drowning"
- Another, Another "Dark humor is like ..." Dark Humor Joke and "Bag Of Chips"
- Another^3 "Dark humor is like ..." Dark Humor Joke
- ^4 "Dark humor is ..." Dark Humor Joke
- ^5 "Dark humor is like ..." Dark Humor Joke
- ^6 "Dark humor is like ..." Dark Humor Joke
- ^7 "Dark Humor is like ..." Dark Humor Joke
- Pop Star
- Two Kids
- Sick and a Stain
- AUTHOR'S NOTE, ICE AND OPINIONS
- Last Requests and Not Yet
- Too Fast and You'll Be Getting Turkey
- Cheaper and A Hammer
- News and Condition
- Sizzle and Home
- Harry and Steve
- Cardboard Pillows and Siri
- Zig Zags and Dogs
- A "Dark Humor is like..." Dark Humor Joke
- Another "Dark Humor is like..." Dark Humor Joke
- Another Another "Dark Humor is like..." Dark Humor Joke
- A "Dark Humor is like..." Mature Dark Humor Joke:DONOTREADIFUNDER18yrs.old.)
- Another ^3 "Dark Humor is like..." Dark Humor Joke
- Another ^4 "Dark Humor is like..." Dark Humor Joke
- Another ^5 "Dark Humor is like..." Dark Humor Joke
- Contact Details and An 87-Year-Old Man
- A Gun and A Coma
- Leg and Arms, Son and Daughter
- Castrated Anonymous and A Girlfriend's Fairytale
- Five Legs and A Baseball Bat
- "How Do I?" and '-ists'
- Nothing Special and Through the Stomach
- Biscuits and Tea and Cremation
- Still Looking and Atlanta Zoo
- The Garage and Cyanide
- "Till death do us part," and, "1.2 pounds including the urn"
- Group Photo and Dead Babies
- Mirror, mirror and Mr. Smith
- Ellie and Half a Worm
- A Blond and A Dyslexic Man
- Integrated Community and My Friends
- Wheels and Ice Cream
- McDonalds and He'll Be Warm
- Nothing More and Dying To Get In There
- Visitors and Chun Yu Yan
- Allahu Akbar and Ironic with Solid Sarcastic Accent (Racist Joke)
- One Year To Live and the Judge Gave Me 15 Years, and In The Middle of the Road
- I'm On A Hunt and Digging In Our Gaden
- Just From How They Look and Road-Kill Recipes
- My Mother Taught Me... (Not Very Dark)
- Gym Teacher and A Magician
- "Mommy I found Daddy!" and A Not Very Clean Fork
- Red Wire and Dumped
- Blind Woman, Smiling and Laughing
- Strong People and Cement
- The Army and Forest Fire
- Break Their Bones and Red Soup
- Heart Transplant and Your A Joke and I Made You
- Two Pokèmons and The Difference of a Lawyer and an Onion
- Good Doctor and Hurricane Death Megatron 900
- Jogging and Worms?
- A Bear and Two Cannibals
- Brain Surgeon and Death
- For As Long You Live and America
- Siamese Twins and Two Arabs (Racist Joke)
- Life After Christmas and To Live Healthier
- Communist and Japanese Girlfriend (that's racist!)
- Skydiving School and 5'8, Doctor
- Happy Birthday! and A Cop
- A Priest, A Minister, A Rabbi and I Eat Mop Who?
- Bear Poop and Jumper Cables
- Little Chimney and "The Meaning Of Dreams"
- Big Hands and The Ocean's Bottom
- Red Shirt with Yellow Pants and A Stop Sign
- Buddha Is Not Greek and A Man Eating Chicken
- Fingernails and An Old Man, An IRS Agent, and An Attorney
- Can Crusher and A Purse
- A Christian Lion
- 50ft. Ladder and Three Dead Men in Hell
- The Difference Between A Cat, A Frog and A Restaurant Called Karma
- Single and Birthdays
- The Difference Between A Jew and A Pizza, and A Small Bowl, Tortilla Chips
- Everywhere and Why? (Racist Joke)
- Six Million Jews and Back-To-School Sales
- How To Change A Lightbulb With Cops and A Black Third Grader
- Africa's Seconds and A Piece of Toast in Ethiopia
- The Execution Of An ISIS Joke and The Flat Feet of Ducks and Elephants
- Cereal Killer and A Stressed-looking Mom with Little Johnny
- The Malingerer and Sally
- Math and Ten
- "I Was Smart" and "Mas-Tur-Bate"
- Interview and Not Going Back To That Restaurant
- Dark Secrets and A Cheese Sandwich
- Typical and "I Dreamed I Was Skiing"
- "I'm Going To Get Screwed" and Four Legs
- SHORT AND LONG DEAD BABY JOKES MARATHON!!! (YAY!) It'll be fun they said
- "Feel Something Hard For A Change" and "Oh, God I'm Coming!"
- "Ha ha!" and "I'm Imagining"
- Certificate and Cherry Hill
- "My Monkey" and "Damned Ice Cream Truck"
- Dog Biscuits and A Sister
- The Gentleman and An Ultralight Single-Seater Plane
- "Just Looking Around For A Bit" and The School Bus
- A Potato and Our Dog
- In The Corner, "I Had To Fart" and Terribly Sorry For The Horse
- Dave Barry and Bill Murray
- Emo Philips and Bill Murray (Again*)
- Robert Bloch and Miles Kingston
- Bill Murray and Dave Barry (*Again*)
- Robin Williams and Bill Murray (Again*)
- Al McGuire (*Again) and Gordon Ramsay
- Bill Murray (*Again) and Czech Proverb
- Socrates and Bill Murray (Again*)
- "I Love The Chocolate" and Monopoly
- "Who Farted" and Dance Moves
- A Fat Guy And A Thin Guy, A Pessimist And An Optimist
- Diabtes and B-Positive
- "Kicked The Bucket" and An Apricot and A Date
- A Beautiful Walk On A Sandy Beach and "Stop Crying"
- Breakfast In Bed and A Stick
- Government Clerks and His Last Cavity
- Pooh and My Drink
- The 10 Button and The John/The Jim
- Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and Alzheimer's
- Farting and "Milking It"
- Flip Wilson and Anonymous
- Jack Nicholson and Rodney Dangerfield
- Bill MacGlashen and Bill Murray(Again*)
- Caskie Stinnett and Anonymous (Again*)
- Anke Engelke and George Carlin
- Anonymous (*Again) and Rober Wilensky
- Jerry Seinfield and Anonymous (Again*)
- Gordon Ramsay (Again*|*) and Bill Murray (*Again*)
- George Burns and Anonymous (Again*)
- Norm Crosby and Robert Frost