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2 Questions Every Girl is Asking Herself

2 Questions Every Girl is Asking Herself

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Michelle Dong By michellezdong Updated Feb 19

Every girl is wondering about two things:
  1. What do I want to do with my life?
  2. What kind of person do I want to marry?
  So I traveled around the world looking for answers. 
  5 men, 3 continents, 1 prophecy... And an appearance on Chinese reality TV.
  I thought fairy tales only existed in leather-bound books, until... the phone rang.
  Updated Regularly. This is a true story.

Why can't I stop holding back my laughs while reading this book? I almost choked on my saliva in this part 😂
Lovmelyssa Lovmelyssa Jul 10
Hey hey you you, I dont like your girlfriend
                              No way, no way, I think you need a new one,
                              Hey hey you you, I could be your girlfriend
                              Hey hey, you you, I know that you like me
                              No way no way, you know its not a secret
                              Hey hey, you you, I could be your girlfriend
"Our awkward dance must've have looked like lady gaga wooing her body guard"
                              I was picturing this in my head while this sentence 😂
*plays dramatic music with a violin* that's okay fren, maybe you can ace it in some other time.
Bean1000 Bean1000 Jul 14
*puts hands on the air* I don't know man, I don't know I'm just a regular dude I'm innocent I tell you innocent!
How do women wear heels? I don't know how to walk while wearing one! 😂