•  
  • Browse
    • Browse
    • Paid Stories
    • Historical Fiction
    • Poetry
    • Editor's Picks
    • Horror
    • Romance
    • Wattys 2020
    • Humor
    • Science Fiction
    • Adventure
    • LGBTQ+
    • Short Story
    • Contemporary Lit
    • Mystery
    • Teen Fiction
    • Diverse Lit
    • New Adult
    • Thriller
    • Fanfiction
    • Non-Fiction
    • Werewolf
    • Fantasy
    • Paranormal
    • Wattpad Picks
    • Editors' Choice
    • Available in Bookstores
    • From our Stars
    • Wattpad Studios Hits
    • Community Curator: @grendelthegood
  • Community
    • The Watty Awards
    • Write
      • Create a new storyCreate a new story
      • My Stories
      • Writer Opportunities
      • Writing Contests
    Try Premium
    Log in Sign Up
    Gang, Meet Freak [First in the Frea...
    AnotherComicNerd
  • Reads
    1M
  • Votes
    53.3K
  • Parts
    43
  • Time
    2 hours, 51 minutes2h 51m
  • Start reading
  • Reads
    1M
  • Votes
    53.3K
  • Parts
    43
  • Time
    2 hours, 51 minutes2h 51m
  • AnotherComicNerd
    Complete
    "Ella Green, 17, school freak. Not that I'm bothered by that. It actually gives me a bit of peace. I mean, Batman comics aren't gonna read themselves. Is that my intro bit done? Damn.  Wait are you writing this down? No stop. I don't want this bit in it!"
        
        "Um... Hi, I'm Brendon... Yeah. Bye... What else am I supposed to say?... Fine. I am 24 and I'm a gangleader. There, you happy?"
        
        "AND I'M ROY!!"
        
        "How did you even get in here?!"
        
        Ella is walking home from school with her muffin that is definitely to blame for this entire book happening... And watches as a man is murdered by some tall guy. Instead of running, screaming and/or flying away like a normal person, she stops to say hi to the murderer. She just really likes making friends... But it all turns to shit as murderer/ Jerry/ Brendon decides the logical thing to do is kidnap his new bestie. Like any normal human. 
        
        So read on to see a magical giraffe, lots of pizza, Grant Gustin, ships that'll never sail, some guy throwing chairs, many movie references, drugged bacon, Yzma, and many other things that don't really make sense with Ella, Brendon, Roy and a load of other names that I struggle to remember sometimes. Also her raccoon, Dave. He is the God of this book. All hail Dave.
        
        #AllHailDave
        
        
        Bit cringy and crappy. First book though. Don't judge. Or judge. I'm not the boss of you.
        
        There is also a Turkish version of this book so if you want to read that, check out the reading list on my profile titled #AllHailDave. It's in there. Or search it up.
        
        WARNING: *nervously looks around, whispers* swear words
        *Gavin screaming*
        *sirens in distance*
        *WW3 is announced on me*
        That's all you need to be warned of really...  there's some violence but nothing overly gross. 
        
        Cover by: KittyOnKeyboard (Check her out, her covers are AMAZING)
        Updates: COMPLETED
        Highest rank: #3 in HUMOUR
        ^that makes me unbelievably happy
    All Rights Reserved
    • allhaildave
    • batmanisawesome
    • completed
    • cueevilface
    • freak
    • funny
    • funtimes
    • gangleader
    • ganglife
    • gangs
    • gmf
    • guns
    • hashtag
    • humor
    • kidnap
    • kidnapped
    • kidnapping
    • lotsofmales
    • raccoon
    allhaildavebatmanisawesomecompletedcueevilfacefreakfunnyfuntimesgangleaderganglifegangsgmfgunshashtaghumorkidnapkidnappedkidnappinglotsofmalesraccoon
    Table of contentsLast updated Jun 27, 2017
    • Hello
    • Chapter 1
    • Chapter 2
    • Chapter 3
    • Chapter 4
    • Chapter 5
    • Chapter 6
    • Chapter 7
    • Chapter 8
    • Chapter 9
    • Chapter 10
    • Chapter 11
    • Chapter 12
    • Chapter 13
    • Chapter 14
    • Chapter 15
    • Chapter 16
    • Chapter 17
    • Chapter 18
    • Chapter 19
    • Chapter 20
    • Chapter 21
    • Chapter 22
    • Chapter 22.5
    • Chapter 23
    • Chapter 24
    • Chapter 24.5
    • Chapter 25
    • Chapter 26
    • Chapter 27
    • Chapter 28
    • Chapter 29
    • Chapter 30
    • Chapter 31
    • Charater Interviews
    • Chapter 32
    • Chapter 33
    • Chapter 34
    • Chapter 35
    • Chapter 36
    • Epilogue
    • Contest Results!
    • Why, Hello

    Get notified when Gang, Meet Freak [First in the Freak Series] is updated

    OR

    If you already have an account,

    By continuing, you agree to Wattpad's Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.
    #21humor
    • Hello
    • Chapter 1
    • Chapter 2
    • Chapter 3
    • Chapter 4
    • Chapter 5
    • Chapter 6
    • Chapter 7
    • Chapter 8
    • Chapter 9
    • Chapter 10
    • Chapter 11
    • Chapter 12
    • Chapter 13
    • Chapter 14
    • Chapter 15
    • Chapter 16
    • Chapter 17
    • Chapter 18
    • Chapter 19
    • Chapter 20
    • Chapter 21
    • Chapter 22
    • Chapter 22.5
    • Chapter 23
    • Chapter 24
    • Chapter 24.5
    • Chapter 25
    • Chapter 26
    • Chapter 27
    • Chapter 28
    • Chapter 29
    • Chapter 30
    • Chapter 31
    • Charater Interviews
    • Chapter 32
    • Chapter 33
    • Chapter 34
    • Chapter 35
    • Chapter 36
    • Epilogue
    • Contest Results!
    • Why, Hello
    Report this story
    You may also like
    Running With Scissors by
    Paid Stories Badge
    Running With Scissors
    42 parts
    Complete
    Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is di...
    Yes, I am crazy by
    Yes, I am crazy
    32 parts
    Complete
    I don't know when it happened, or how, but I know I'm crazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Or well, m...
    My Double Life by
    My Double Life
    35 parts
    Ongoing
    All of us have secrets, some mild and some deep. Skylar Reigns is a normal teenage girl battling li...
    Mint to Be by
    Mint to Be
    39 parts
    Complete
    All Noelani wanted was 25 cent ice cream. Little did she know, that the ice cream came at a cost. A...
    The Raven Tattoo by
    The Raven Tattoo
    33 parts
    Complete
    Imagine living in a world where you're "soul mate" is super easy to find. A world where they alread...
    Military In College ✓ by
    Military In College ✓
    44 parts
    Complete
    completed (: "True strength is keeping everything together when everyone expects you to fall apart...
    His Bad Girl by
    His Bad Girl
    34 parts
    Complete
    "Oh, do you really like me?" I asked him once again. He did something I didn't imagine him to do ag...
    The Only Girl Left by
    The Only Girl Left
    33 parts
    Complete
    Ariana is a normal girl who is 13 and goes to a normal school. One day, a virus came out in her tow...
    Hacked: The Dark Web by
    Hacked: The Dark Web
    30 parts
    Complete
    Betrayal and sadness, that's Jade. How much pain can one take before they break? 16 year old Jade L...
    The Innocent Thief by
    The Innocent Thief
    9 parts
    Ongoing
    "You're so beautiful," he breathes to me and strokes my cheek. "I'm not, though. It's just the mas...
    You may also like
    • Running With Scissors cover
      Paid Stories Badgeabsurdist
    • Yes, I am crazy cover
      badboys
    • My Double Life cover
      badass
    • Mint to Be cover
      action
    • The Raven Tattoo cover
      allrightsreserved
    • Military In College ✓ cover
      blakereed
    • His Bad Girl cover
      arrangedmarriage
    • The Only Girl Left cover
      adventure
    • Hacked: The Dark Web cover
      abandoned
    • The Innocent Thief cover
      fairytale

    Running With Scissors

    42 parts
    Complete

    Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz g...

    Start reading
    • Paid Stories
    • Try Premium
    • Get the App
    • Language
    • Writers
    • |
    • Business
    • Jobs
    • Press
    • Terms
    • Privacy
    • Accessibility
    • Help
    • © 2021 Wattpad