Gang, Meet Freak [First in the Freak Series]

Gang, Meet Freak [First in the Freak Series]

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"Ella Green, 17, school freak. Not that I'm bothered by that. It actually gives me a bit of peace. I mean, Batman comics aren't gonna read themselves. Is that my intro done? Damn.  Wait are you writing this down? No stop. I don't want this bit in it!"

"Um... Hi, I'm Brendon... Yeah. Bye... What else am I supposed to say?... Fine. I am 24 and I'm a gangleader. There, you happy?"


"How did you even get in here?!"

Ella is walking home from school with her muffin that is definitely to blame for this entire book happening... And watches as a man is murdered by some tall guy. Instead of running, screaming and/or flying away like a normal person, she stops to say hi to the murderer. She just really likes making friends... But it all turns to shit as murderer/ Jerry/ Brendon decides the logical thing to do is kidnap his new bestie. Like any normal human. 

So read on to see a magical giraffe, lots of pizza, Grant Gustin, ships that'll never sail, some guy throwing chairs, many movie references, drugged bacon, Yzma, and many other things that don't really make sense with Ella, Brendon, Roy and a load of other names that I struggle to remember sometimes. Also her raccoon, Dave. He is the God of this book. All hail Dave.


Bit cringy and crappy. First book though. Don't judge.

There is also a Turkish version of this book so if you want to read that, check out the reading list on my profile titled #AllHailDave. It's in there. Or search it up.

WARNING: *nervously looks around, whispers* swear words
*high pitched screaming*
*sirens in distance*
*WW3 is announced on me*
That's all you need to be warned of really...  there's some violence but nothing overly gross. 

Cover by: KittyOnKeyboard (Check her out, her covers are AMAZING)
Highest rank: #3 in HUMOUR
^that makes me unbelievably happy 😜😎

Paradox_Hope Paradox_Hope 4 days ago
I love how in the story info you put "ships that will never sail" so much for my hopes
Hello you seem awesome and your descriptions are amazing therefore I will follow you cause I like your style overall
That intro was funny af... I was like reading it out loud and my sister hears it.. when i finished it she said, "Damn, sis. You're monologues are brilliant!" I told her that its an intro of a book. She was surprised. It was amazing, truly.
I feel this is going to be a good as sir moocelot and his story
hmkbye hmkbye Jul 11
Magic giraffe got me interested. Ships that will never sail scared me away (my heart can't handle that type of pain I've already got a ship that's killing me). But #AllHailDave is what brought me back and here I am😂😂this definitely seems like my type of book I think it's going to be good
I was reading the description it said she said hi to the murders