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Gang, Meet Freak [First in the Freak Series]

Gang, Meet Freak [First in the Freak Series]

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Willow By AnotherComicNerd Completed

"Ella Green, 17, school freak. Not that I'm bothered by that. It actually gives me a bit of peace. I mean, Batman comics aren't gonna read themselves. Is that my intro bit done? Damn.  Wait are you writing this down? No stop. I don't want this bit in it!"

"Um... Hi, I'm Brendon... Yeah. Bye... What else am I supposed to say?... Fine. I am 24 and I'm a gangleader. There, you happy?"

"AND I'M ROY!!"

"How did you even get in here?!"

Ella is walking home from school with her muffin that is definitely to blame for this entire book happening... And watches as a man is murdered by some tall guy. Instead of running, screaming and/or flying away like a normal person, she stops to say hi to the murderer. She just really likes making friends... But it all turns to shit as murderer/ Jerry/ Brendon decides the logical thing to do is kidnap his new bestie. Like any normal human. 

So read on to see a magical giraffe, lots of pizza, Grant Gustin, ships that'll never sail, some guy throwing chairs, many movie references, drugged bacon, Yzma, and many other things that don't really make sense with Ella, Brendon, Roy and a load of other names that I struggle to remember sometimes. Also her raccoon, Dave. He is the God of this book. All hail Dave.

#AllHailDave


Bit cringy and crappy. First book though. Don't judge. Or judge. I'm not the boss of you.

There is also a Turkish version of this book so if you want to read that, check out the reading list on my profile titled #AllHailDave. It's in there. Or search it up.

WARNING: *nervously looks around, whispers* swear words
*Gavin screaming*
*sirens in distance*
*WW3 is announced on me*
That's all you need to be warned of really...  there's some violence but nothing overly gross. 

Cover by: KittyOnKeyboard (Check her out, her covers are AMAZING)
Updates: COMPLETED
Highest rank: #3 in HUMOUR
^that makes me unbelievably happy

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AnnMarie891 AnnMarie891 Oct 15, 2017
Interesting way of getting to know an author but I ant help but laugh
Paradox_Hope Paradox_Hope Sep 17, 2017
I love how in the story info you put "ships that will never sail" so much for my hopes
AmberMelon AmberMelon Dec 19, 2017
Welp, I guess I’ll go put my ski mask on
                              (I swear I didn’t copy your book tho. You can check my profile.)
Llamacorn2221 Llamacorn2221 Nov 03, 2017
@TheSarcasticNobody  and now im following u for ur amazing username