Sidekick

Sidekick

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Krumcake By kmbell92 Completed

"What makes you qualified for the job?"
    
    "I got straight B's my senior year and I've only been pulled over once for speeding."
    
    "That doesn't sound like a good sidekick to me."
    
    "This is coming from the supposed superhero that posted a Craigslist ad in the personals section."
    
    "That was by accident!"
    
    After Saturday night plans are cancelled,  Valerie Moretti  finds herself, like most young adults her age, wasting time on the internet. After YouTube, Facebook and every site she clicks on fails to amuse the young woman, she finds herself on Craigslist. At first, she spends her time going through the Free section, in hopes of finding anything good. Once she determines there's nothing good,  she moves on. Checking out the desperate beings in the personals section, she comes across a rather amusing post of someone looking for an assistant or as the original poster had it "Sidekick."
    
    Clicking on the post, changes Valerie's life forever, and she realizes there are much stranger things than just the weird side of YouTube.

  • action
  • aheroisonlyasandwichwithoutasidekick
  • doesanyonereadthetags
  • humor
  • ihadone
  • rememberthephonethatwascalledsidekick
  • shitwasdope
  • sidekick
  • superheroes
  • thisonetimeatbandcamp
  • wattys2017
😂😂😂😂
                              
                              Me too
                              
                              This line is golden 😂😂😭😭😭
here's my skills:
                              
                              i know 4 languages (English, Swedish, Japanese and Spanish)
                              
                              .. can draw.. or not really
                              
                              i'm also very good at thinking about how much I want to kill myself
                              
                              my weaknesses:
                              
                              basically everything else i guess
Don't check out my new story! ‼️🚫😆😆🔥🖖🏼🤤😂🤤💕👉🙃👌😇👌🤣🍋🤣🌀😇😇😫😍👌
I had pink and purple highlights but my hair grows really fast so it was out in no time 🙁
Skills:
                              
                              • knows 2 languages (English and Spanish)
                              • eating 
                              • sleeping 
                              
                              Weakness:
                              
                              • life
                              • school
                              • physical activity's
I'm lonely too. Just hiding in my bed and reading my life away