River and the Doctor are finally at a point in their time stream where they are both married. Unfortunately for the Doctor, his father-in-law can be very protective of his not-so-little girl. And he has a pointy sword. But how complicated will things get when they meet Rose, Martha, Jack Harkness, and a variety of others? Not to mention the amount of danger faced on something as simple as a honey moon.... Read for plenty of fluff, awkward moments, and a surprise! (The beginning chapters aren't all that good, ok? I'm pretty sure I've immensely improved my writing skills since I wrote those. I promise, it gets better as you read.) Cover by ThaliaGrace3214 These stories are based on characters and situations created and owned by BBC and Steven Moffat. No money is being made from them and no infringement is intended.