Cover Contests

Cover Contests

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jake patterson. By jakepatt Updated Nov 12

Where Jake blesses the world with glorious contests to sharpen the skills of puny mortals

How old are you? Like...porn?! Omfg...don't worry. I'm only 13 and I know some um explicit stuff that I shouldn't know. Even I know things that my 43 year old mother doesn't know XD
...that sounds like something Apollo would say. Jake, I recommend that you stick with covers, instead of attempting to be a poet
FOR A MONTH. HOLY COWS *frantically signs up for graphic designing workshops*