Oh Twilight... You've out-stupided yourself {Array of Twi Spoofs}

Oh Twilight... You've out-stupided yourself {Array of Twi Spoofs}

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GossipGirlTwilight By GossipGirlTwilight Updated Jul 08, 2010

And then Bella realized: Edward could not achieve a stiffy with no blood in his body.

music_lover1212 music_lover1212 Dec 29, 2014
Thank you for the new insight on twilight. Can't even look at the books the same without bursting into laughter
AmandaWorsham AmandaWorsham Apr 10, 2013
Carlise is still trying to figure out how to pronounce his own name!!! LOL
boredomsux boredomsux Mar 25, 2010
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH ok im done... no wait AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH k now im done... ahaha... sorry...