Oh Twilight... You've out-stupided yourself {Array of Twi Spoofs}

Oh Twilight... You've out-stupided yourself {Array of Twi Spoofs}

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GossipGirlTwilight By GossipGirlTwilight Updated Jul 08, 2010

And then Bella realized: Edward could not achieve a stiffy with no blood in his body.