Totally a Romantic Comedy
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Alex is excited.
The captain of the ship 'EMiya', this smooth fucker sails their ship, all the while thirsting for Sakakura's ass.
Mikan is a whiny baby bitch.
Constantly crying like a Hollywood child star, she questions Miya and Emmie's love for her.
Emmie is gay.
Super duper gay. Go, mom.
Miya is confused.
"mikan who tf abandoned u??? i'll beat the shit out of them for u if you'd like"
When Miya writes sappy poems and says that Emmie is an amazing person, Mikan gets super jelly like hoe calm your tits
Mikan accuses Miya and Emmie of abandoning her, and the super gay pair panics and tries to smooth things out with their precious meme, but she doesn't accept any apologies.
Alex very enthusiastically cheers Miya and Emmie's gayness on, and begins building a ship at the speed of light. Originally a ship meant for Alex and Sakakura, it turns into one for Miya and Emmie. With Sakakura tied up on the mast of the ship yelling for Alex to let him go, the extremely awkward and gay love story(?) begins...